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New Evidence Reveals Christ Lounged In Tomb For Extra Hour Before Finally Rising From Grave

Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest

5/06/16 10:35AM

New Altar Boy Clearly Not Ready For Spotlight Of 10 A.M. Sunday Mass

4/11/16 12:24PM

Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

12/10/15 11:37AM

Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years

5/13/14 10:04AM

Christ Reluctantly Enters Area Man’s Heart

Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States

Pope Stays Up All Night Telling God About Trip To America

5/06/08 12:00AM

2007 Holiday Cheer Brought To You By Toyota

12/12/07 12:05AM

Protests Over The Golden Compass

12/12/07 12:00AM

Jesus Is My Health Insurance

Fate Of Soul Uncertain After Mid-Baptismal Drowning

5/23/07 12:01AM

Catholic Church Reconsiders Limbo

American Voices

American Voices

Televangelist Jerry Falwell Dead

Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park

4/21/07 12:01AM

Eulogy Filled With Pro-Christian Propaganda

4/13/07 12:01AM

Where Are We Seeing The Virgin Mary?

Rapture Wreaks Havoc On Local Book Club

2/21/07 12:04AM

Christian Weightlifter Bends Iron Bar To Show Power Of God's Love

12/30/06 12:01AM

Jesus Answers Half The Prayers At Roulette Table

12/07/06 12:10AM

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