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Jan 16News in Brief1/16/20News in Brief1/16/20CNN Reveals Bernie Sanders Running For President Of Country With History Of Sexism
Jan 14News in Brief1/14/20News in Brief1/14/20CNN Reminds Debate Participants To Keep Personal Attacks Off The Stage In Favor Of New Confession Cam Backstage
Jan 14News in Brief1/14/20News in Brief1/14/20CNN Moderator Challenges Sanders’ Support For Women By Asking Him To Name Every Part Of Female Reproductive System
Jan 14News In Photos1/14/20News In Photos1/14/20‘Hey, Remember John Hickenlooper?’ Says Wolf Blitzer To Break Tension From Debate
Jan 14News in Brief1/14/20News in Brief1/14/20CNN Figures It Can Soak Tom Steyer For Couple Million By Pretending It Costs Money To Appear In Debate
Nov 4News in Brief11/4/19News in Brief11/4/19CNN Responds To Richard Spencer Comments By Apologizing For Not Getting Him To Say Those Things On The Show
Oct 15News in Brief10/15/19News in Brief10/15/19CNN Moderator Desk Crowded After 16 Pundits Qualify For Debate
Aug 1News in Brief8/1/19News in Brief8/1/19CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile
Jul 31News In Photos7/31/19News In Photos7/31/19CNN Publishes Winners And Losers Of Wednesday Night Debate 45 Minutes Before Broadcast
Jul 30News In Photos7/30/19News In Photos7/30/19Debate Set Clearly Painted-Over Props From Production Of ‘James And The Giant Peach’
Apr 23 2019News in Brief4/23/19News in Brief4/23/19Town Hall Audience Gives Amy Klobuchar Standing Ovation As She Lifts Chris Cuomo Up By Throat
Dec 13 2018News in Brief12/13/18News in Brief12/13/18CNN Opens Up 24-Hour Anonymous Tip Line For Anyone With Synonyms For ‘Mueller Closing In’
Nov 19 2018News In Photos11/19/18News In Photos11/19/18Jim Acosta Immediately Decks White House Intern After Being Let Back Into Press Pool
Nov 8 2018News in Brief11/8/18News in Brief11/8/18‘Sir, You Stated You Wanted To Modernize The Grinch For Today’s Audience,’ Says New CNN Entertainment Reporter Jim Acosta
Jul 26 2018News in Brief7/26/18News in Brief7/26/18White House Press Corps Wishes Show Of Solidarity Over Banned Reporter Could Be For Better News Organization Than CNN
Jul 19 2018News in Brief7/19/18News in Brief7/19/18CNN Anchors Speechless After Guest Goes On Long, Coherent Thought
Jun 12 2018News in Brief6/12/18News in Brief6/12/18CNN Promises To Maintain Complete Lack Of Editorial Integrity Despite AT&T-Time Warner Merger
Mar 12 2018News in Brief3/12/18News in Brief3/12/18CNN Panelists Warn North Korea Situation Way Too Complex For Them To Discuss Intelligently
Feb 22 2018News In Photos2/22/18News In Photos2/22/18Nationwide Sympathy Pours In For Traumatized CNN Town Hall Survivor
