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Town Hall Audience Gives Amy Klobuchar Standing Ovation As She Lifts Chris Cuomo Up By Throat

CNN Opens Up 24-Hour Anonymous Tip Line For Anyone With Synonyms For ‘Mueller Closing In’

12/13/18 2:39PM

Jim Acosta Immediately Decks White House Intern After Being Let Back Into Press Pool

11/19/18 3:40PM

‘Sir, You Stated You Wanted To Modernize The Grinch For Today’s Audience,’ Says New CNN Entertainment Reporter Jim Acosta

11/08/18 1:24PM

White House Press Corps Wishes Show Of Solidarity Over Banned Reporter Could Be For Better News Organization Than CNN

7/26/18 12:27PM

CNN Anchors Speechless After Guest Goes On Long, Coherent Thought

7/19/18 11:27AM

CNN Promises To Maintain Complete Lack Of Editorial Integrity Despite AT&T-Time Warner Merger

CNN Panelists Warn North Korea Situation Way Too Complex For Them To Discuss Intelligently

Nationwide Sympathy Pours In For Traumatized CNN Town Hall Survivor

CNN Investigating Reports Of Wolf Blitzer’s Highly Proper Sexual Conduct

12/15/17 9:45AM

Wolf Blitzer Walks Into Middle Of Olive Garden Commercial To Announce Breaking Election Results

11/08/16 7:42PM

CNN Technicians Rush To Empty Wolf Blitzer’s Urine Tank Midway Through Election Coverage

11/08/16 6:55PM

Anderson Cooper Informs Viewers CNN Just Minutes Away From First Significant Piece Of Information Of Day

11/08/16 6:12PM

CNN Producer On Hunt For Saddest-Looking Fuck With Convention Button Collection

Clinton Campaign Asks CNN To Stock Dressing Room With 4 Pounds Of Flavorless Protein Paste

10/13/15 2:36PM

CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic About For Rest Of Day

11/07/14 1:11PM

CNN Holds Panel Discussion To Determine If There Race Problem In America

CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombing

4/19/13 11:57AM

Anderson Cooper Throws Another Box Of Letters From Gay Children Into Dumpster

3/27/13 12:00PM

CNN's John King Now Just Swiping Hands Across Everything

11/07/12 5:00PM

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