The Inventory

Chase CEO Giving Commencement Speech Pledges To Double Whole Class’s Student Loan Debt

Yesterday 12:19PM

Nation’s Math Professors Announce Plans To Continue Wearing Chinos With Running Shoes Indefinitely

Yesterday 7:09AM

Stanford Students Admit It Was Pretty Obvious Billionaire’s Dog Didn’t Get In By Itself

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Duke Anthropology Professor Devastated To Learn Promising Student Dropping Out

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

NCAA Launches Investigation Into Why It Wasn’t Making Millions Off Recent College Admissions Scandal

Thousands Of Students Forced To Attend Iowa State After University Sets Acceptance Rate To 140%

3/18/19 10:18AM

Report: Just Go Ahead And Tell Yourself Bribery Is The Only Reason You Didn’t Get Into Columbia

3/13/19 10:31AM

USC Insists Lori Loughlin’s Daughter Was Admitted Solely Based On Socioeconomic Background

Man Regrets Wasting Money On College After Failing To Secure Perfect Dream Life By 24

1/22/19 10:16AM

University Suspends All Lightweights From Campus Following Fraternity Hazing Death

10/16/18 10:03AM

Applicant Who Actually Faced Punishment For Sexual Assault Clearly Not Yale Material

9/21/18 10:43AM

College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon

9/21/18 10:37AM

Supposedly Educated Professor Has No Idea How To Get Bird Out Of Lecture Hall

Fraternity Brothers Make Note Not To Kill Pledge Whose Family Has Lake House

9/18/18 10:29AM

Frat Brothers Draw All Over Pledge Who Passed Away At Party

9/14/18 10:05AM

How Colleges Are Appealing To The Digital Native Generation

University Admits It Pretty Weird They Let Bunch Of 20-Year-Olds Live In Big Mansion And Torture Each Other

A Look At The Class Of 2022

8/29/18 10:54AM

Students Excited To See Slate Of Notable Speakers Who Will Be Disinvited To Campus This Year

8/23/18 10:03AM

Sheryl Sandberg’s MIT Commencement Address Clearly References Personal Data Of Individual Graduating Students

6/08/18 12:47PM

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