NEW YORK—Noting that his four years at Fordham University hadn’t even led to a 3,000-square-foot penthouse apartment on…
TUSCALOOSA, AL—In an effort to prevent further alcohol-related tragedy, University of Alabama administrators announced…
NEW HAVEN, CT—Immediately dismissing the high school senior’s chances of acceptance after reviewing his record, Yale…
GALESBURG, IL—Baffled by the unusual pace of their classmate’s social involvement, residents at a Knox College…
KALAMAZOO, MI—Failing to complete the simple task despite his ostensibly robust academic background, onlooking students…
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Carefully establishing a reminder lest they lose themselves in a moment of exuberance, fraternity…
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Calling the ordeal both “hilarious” and “classic Trevor,” representatives from Florida State’s Sigma…
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This year’s incoming college freshmen will comprise the graduating class of 2022, with most of them being born in 2000. …
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CAMBRIDGE, MA—Emphasizing the graduates’ enthusiasm for life, eagerness to contribute to society, and 22 percent higher…
APPLETON, WI—Noting that the message had been received loud and fucking clear already, attendees of Appleton West High…
DURHAM, NC—Urging millions of 32-year-olds to report immediately to the registrar’s office, colleges across the country…
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ALLENTOWN, PA—Purporting to read right through the grandstanding handbill, sources confirmed Friday that there could be…
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