Mar 17Sports News In Brief3/17/20Sports News In Brief3/17/20Kansas Basketball Devastated They Won’t Get Opportunity To Vacate National ChampionshipLAWRENCE, KS—Lamenting the NCAA’s decision to cancel March Madness amid coronavirus concerns, representatives from…
Mar 22 2019News In Photos3/22/19News In Photos3/22/19Annoyed Boss Can Tell Employees Watching NCAA Tournament On His Computer
Mar 22 2019Sports News In Brief3/22/19Sports News In Brief3/22/19Zion Williamson In Panic After Realizing Game Falls On Same Night As Theater Club ProductionCOLUMBIA, SC—Frantically pacing and weighing the fallout of skipping the game, Duke forward Zion Williamson was…
Mar 24 2017Photo Finish3/24/17Photo Finish3/24/17John Calipari Hoping Kentucky Stars Stick Around For Rest Of Tournament
Mar 22 2017Sportsgraphic3/22/17Sportsgraphic3/22/17Players To Watch In The Sweet 16The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two…
Mar 20 2017Photo Finish3/20/17Photo Finish3/20/17Nation Thrilled Grayson Allen Returned To Duke For One More Crushing NCAA Loss
Mar 17 2017Sports News In Brief3/17/17Sports News In Brief3/17/17Jim Nantz Wonders Aloud What Holding Basketball LikeINDIANAPOLIS—Saying that he has always dreamed about the experience, CBS Sports announcer Jim Nantz reportedly…
Mar 17 2017Sports News In Brief3/17/17Sports News In Brief3/17/17NCAA Tournament Really Disrupting Man’s Ability To Get Any Fucking Around DoneCHICAGO—Calling the games a “complete time suck,” 32-year-old junior sales associate Collin Hiller told reporters…
Mar 17 2017Sports News In Brief3/17/17Sports News In Brief3/17/17Grayson Allen Recalls Struggle Growing Up Without Any PrinciplesGREENVILLE, SC—Recounting the difficult circumstances that shaped his development into adulthood, Duke University…
Apr 4 2016Sports News In Brief4/4/16Sports News In Brief4/4/16Frustrated UNC Student Too Busy Studying For Players’ Tests To Watch Title GameCHAPEL HILL, NC—Lamenting that he won’t be able to watch the highly anticipated game with his friends, University of…
Mar 18 2016Sports News In Brief3/18/16Sports News In Brief3/18/16Nation’s Workload To Be Completed During Timeouts TodayWASHINGTON—According to a new report released by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, the overwhelming majority of…
Mar 17 2016Sports News In Brief3/17/16Sports News In Brief3/17/16Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new…
Mar 17 2016Sports News In Brief3/17/16Sports News In Brief3/17/16New Report Reveals Kentucky Seniors Forced To Endure Brutal Hazing From Freshman PlayersLEXINGTON, KY—In an appalling revelation that has sent shockwaves through the program, multiple reports confirmed…
Mar 16 2016Sports News In Brief3/16/16Sports News In Brief3/16/16Man Unsure He’s Done Enough Research To Take All The Fun Out Of Making NCAA BracketTOLEDO, OH—Noting that he simply ran out of time this year, 32-year-old Collin Buckley admitted to reporters…
Feb 22 2016Sports News In Brief2/22/16Sports News In Brief2/22/16Rick Pitino Reminds Players Door To Sex Dungeon Always OpenLOUISVILLE, KY—Stressing the importance of improving communication between players and the coaching staff,…
Oct 7 2015Sports News In Brief10/7/15Sports News In Brief10/7/15Furious Rick Pitino Adamant Media Trying To Tarnish Name Of Great Escort ServiceLOUISVILLE, KY—Following the publication of a book alleging that a member of the school’s basketball department paid…
Apr 6 2015Keys To The Matchup4/6/15Keys To The Matchup4/6/15Keys To The Matchup: Duke vs. WisconsinWith the NCAA title on the line, Wisconsin faces Duke in a rare national championship game that gives neutral fans…
Apr 6 2015Photo Finish4/6/15Photo Finish4/6/15Kentucky Players Distraught Over Losing Undefeated Season Bonuses
Mar 27 2015Sports News In Brief3/27/15Sports News In Brief3/27/15Kentucky Cancels Practice For NBA Draft Suit FittingCLEVELAND—Following the Wildcats’ 78-39 victory over West Virginia in the Sweet 16, Kentucky sources confirmed that…
Mar 26 2015News in Brief3/26/15News in Brief3/26/15Nude, Ash-Streaked Dick Vitale Proclaims This What March Madness All AboutCLEVELAND—Shrieking at the top of his lungs as he scuttled through Quicken Loans Arena during a game between Wichita…