Modern-Day Rudy Fulfills Dream Of Showering With Notre Dame Football Team
NOTRE DAME, IN—Welling up with emotion upon finally setting foot on the hallowed tile surface, college senior Anthony…
NCAA Suspends Penn State Another 3 Years After Remembering Everything They Did
INDIANAPOLIS—Saying the decision would become effective immediately, The NCAA announced Saturday that it was suspending…
Documentary Crew’s Night Vision Camera Captures Inquisitive Jim Harbaugh Poking Lens
ANN ARBOR, MI—Boasting that an incredible unplanned shot perfectly captured the true nature of the Michigan football…
Holder Fucking Sick Of Giving Kicker Little Pep Talks After Every Missed Field Goal
WEST LAFAYETTE, IN–Michigan holder Garrett Moores is fucking sick of giving little pep talks to his team’s kicker every…
Vanderbilt Chancellor Recommends Fans Get Vaccinated Before SEC Road Schedule Begins
NASHVILLE, TN—Stressing the importance of the fan base’s health and wellbeing, Vanderbilt University chancellor…
Jim Harbaugh Spends Post-Practice Interview Heaping Praise On Blade Of Grass That Really Impressed Him
ANN ARBOR, MI—Excitedly touting the toughness and perfect form that elevate it above the millions of blades he watches…
Strongside/Weakside: Deshaun Watson
After leading his team to victory in the College Football Playoff National Championship, Clemson University quarterback…
Penn State Staff Unsure What To Do With Breathtakingly Innovative Defensive Playbooks Jerry Sandusky Keeps Sending Them
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Members of the Penn State football coaching staff revealed to reporters Friday that they have no idea…