Apr 16 2009
Another crushing defeat at the hands of the enemy. After four long years, our righteous struggle has come to a…
Jun 7 2008
BUFFALO, NY—It's 1:30 a.m. Chris Rierden breathes a beleaguered sigh as he counts a large wad of singles next to the…
Mar 6 2008
KNOXVILLE, TN—CBS college basketball commentators Billy Packer and Vern Lundquist took time during Sunday's…
Oct 31 2007
SIOUX CITY, IA—Patrons of the Clover Leaf Tavern expressed dismay Saturday after a fight between Jeffrey Kline, 32,…
Nov 9 2006
AUSTIN, TX—Lance Armstrong, the ultra-competitive seven-time Tour de France champion who recently ran the New York…
Jun 29 2006
Mar 24 2004
LEXINGTON, KY—Ever since a humiliatingly short mechanical-bull ride at the Cadillac Ranch last Thursday, area…
Dec 17 2003
LOS ANGELES—Already home to Extreme Makeover, Trista & Ryan's Wedding, and According To Jim, the ABC television…
Nov 6 2002
AUSTIN, TX—According to acquaintances of the 22-year-old hippie, Chad Beresford is a frequent participant in hacky…
Aug 14 2002
CONEY ISLAND, NY—Pope John Paul II won Monday's 14th Annual Coney Island Host-Eating Contest, as the Vicar of Christ…
Dec 13 2000
WINNEPESAUKEE, NY–A plucky band of colorful misfits from Camp Winnepesaukee proved no match for their spoiled…
Oct 18 2000
WASHINGTON, DC– According to a Labor Department report released Monday, foreign sweatshops are seriously diminishing…
Nov 10 1999
NEWPORT, RI–Some rich guy came in first Monday in that big, famous yacht race held every year at the Newport Yacht…
Dec 9 1998
VICTORIA, HONG KONG–The Red Dragon Legion, a union representing Hong Kong's 22 largest evil kung-fu goon squads,…
Mar 12 1997
WASHINGTON, DC—With first-quarter Club Rotation Index figures the lowest in seven years, and imports outselling…