Jun 22The Topical6/22/20The Topical6/22/20Congress Announces Willingness To Give Black Lives Matters Protestors Statue Or Holiday
Mar 26News in Brief3/26/20News in Brief3/26/20Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It
Mar 17News in Brief3/17/20News in Brief3/17/20Congress Allocates $2 Trillion To Bail Out Struggling Bailout Industry
Jan 24News in Brief1/24/20News in Brief1/24/20Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues
Jan 22News in Brief1/22/20News in Brief1/22/20Senate Republicans Force Through Resolution Establishing Wingstop As Official Sponsor Of Impeachment Trial
Jan 17News In Photos1/17/20News In Photos1/17/20Underwear-Clad Senators Line Up Before Congressional Doctor To Make Sure They Physically Fit For Impeachment
Jan 15News In Photos1/15/20News In Photos1/15/20Articles Of Impeachment Sent Through Winding Maze Of Pneumatic Tubes On Journey To Senate
Dec 17News in Brief12/17/19News in Brief12/17/19Congress Reaches $1.4 Trillion Spending Deal To Award Entire Budget To One Lucky American
Dec 12News in Brief12/12/19News in Brief12/12/19‘Well Spoken, My Good Fellow, But Let Me Retort,’ Says Congressman Engaged In Probing, High-Minded Debate On Facts And Merits Of Impeachment
Oct 29News In Photos10/29/19News In Photos10/29/19Congress Clears Boeing Of All Wrongdoing After Being Appointed Very Special Junior Pilots
Oct 23News In Photos10/23/19News In Photos10/23/19Walls Of Congress Dissolve Into Endless Blue Void As Zuckerberg Informs Lawmakers There No Way To Escape Facebook
Jul 25News in Brief7/25/19News in Brief7/25/19Aging Congress Moves Into More Manageable Single-Story Ranch Capitol
Jul 24News in Brief7/24/19News in Brief7/24/19‘It’s Like All The President’s Men Meets Rambo,’ Says Robert Mueller Describing Report To Congress
Jul 16News in Brief7/16/19News in Brief7/16/1982-Year-Old New Jersey Congressman Bill Pascrell Quietly Asks Ilhan Omar If He Can Be Part Of The Squad
Jun 26 2019News in Brief6/26/19News in Brief6/26/19Congress Reaches Compromise To Admit District Of Columbia Into Union As Slave State
May 2 2019News in Brief5/2/19News in Brief5/2/19William Barr Shows Up To Congress To Testify At 3 A.M. After Reading Email Wrong
