Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that they really want to help any way they can, members of Congress announced Friday that while…
GOP Leaders Demand Congressman Duncan Hunter’s Resignation After Discovering He Poor
WASHINGTON—In the wake of federal charges brought against the California lawmaker for multiple egregious campaign…
Sen. Hatch Says Trump Allegations Not Serious Enough That Scales Should Fall From Eyes Revealing What Madness We Have Begotten
WASHINGTON—In the wake of Paul Manafort’s conviction and Michael Cohen’s guilty plea, Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) told…
Shy Congressman Wishes Other Lawmakers Would Include Him In Their Crimes
WASHINGTON—Saying he just wants to fit in with his colleagues, shy Rep. Harold Olsen confided to reporters Wednesday…
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump
WASHINGTON—In a sharp rebuke of the President’s failure to denounce Russia for interfering in the 2016 election, the…
Senate Leaders Warn It Too Early To Discuss Trump
WASHINGTON—In response to public outcry over his recent controversial press conference with Russian president Vladimir…
Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy ‘A Pissy Little Shithead’
WASHINGTON—Following immediately on the heels of his hearing before the House Judiciary and Oversight committees, FBI…
Congress Not Sure What It Did To Make Trump Think It Wouldn’t Roll Over For Whatever He Wants In Syria
WASHINGTON—Following President Trump’s decision to launch airstrikes in Syria without seeking approval from Congress,…
Congress Confused By $500 Million In Trump’s Budget Allocated For ‘Laser Stuff’
WASHINGTON—As they examined the recently released White House budget, U.S. senators and representatives expressed…
How Republicans Plan To Repeal And Replace Obamacare
Congressional Republicans have repeatedly stated their intention to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act soon…
How Confirmation Hearings Work
On Tuesday, Congress began holding confirmation hearings to evaluate the fitness of President-elect Donald Trump’s…
Congressman Excited To Be Working On Bill With Intern He Has Huge Crush On
WASHINGTON—Saying he got butterflies in his stomach the minute he learned they’d both be involved in drafting the…
Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines
WASHINGTON—Stating that the measure was essential for holding down the beat and getting people outta their seat,…
Officials Unveil Plan To Convert Underused Senate Chamber Into Storage Facility
WASHINGTON—Discussing the idea at their monthly operations meeting Tuesday, facilities managers responsible for…
Dianne Feinstein Horrified After New Gun Control Bill Disintegrates Immediately Upon Crossing Into Senate Chamber
WASHINGTON—Staring down in shock at her empty hands where the piece of legislation had been only seconds earlier, Sen.…
It’s An Honor To Continue Being Valued Over Countless Human Lives
Look, I’m not the type who needs constant validation, and I have never sought preferential treatment from anyone. I…