The Inventory

History Of The Filibuster

5/06/19 11:42AM

William Barr Shows Up To Congress To Testify At 3 A.M. After Reading Email Wrong

5/02/19 12:50PM

House Votes Against Trump’s National Emergency On Grounds That Only Congress Allowed To Misappropriate Funds

2/28/19 12:11PM

Congress Agrees To $1.3 Billion For Protective Border Fencers

More Elderly Americans Keeping Active By Maintaining Control Of Senate

11/07/18 9:41AM

Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There

9/21/18 12:26PM

GOP Leaders Demand Congressman Duncan Hunter’s Resignation After Discovering He Poor

Sen. Hatch Says Trump Allegations Not Serious Enough That Scales Should Fall From Eyes Revealing What Madness We Have Begotten

Shy Congressman Wishes Other Lawmakers Would Include Him In Their Crimes

Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump

7/20/18 10:31AM

Senate Leaders Warn It Too Early To Discuss Trump

Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy ‘A Pissy Little Shithead’

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

Congress Not Sure What It Did To Make Trump Think It Wouldn’t Roll Over For Whatever He Wants In Syria

Mark Zuckerberg Cited For Contempt Of Congress After Refusing To Shut The Fuck Up About How He Started Company In Dorm Room

4/11/18 11:35AM

Congress Confused By $500 Million In Trump’s Budget Allocated For ‘Laser Stuff’

5 Things To Know About Filibusters

How Republicans Plan To Repeal And Replace Obamacare

How Confirmation Hearings Work

1/10/17 10:08AM

Congressman Excited To Be Working On Bill With Intern He Has Huge Crush On

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