NEWPORT, OR—Bewildered at the inclusion of the tropical fruit among the required ingredients, local man Andrew…

LOS ANGELES—Insinuating that there exists a social ladder upon which people who prepare gourmet desserts for a…

The world may have shut down due to Covid-19, but The Onion’s army of underpaid chefs and journalists is still hard…

JERSEY CITY, NJ—Shrugging while pulling the several-months-old vegetable out of a bag on her counter, local woman…

RALEIGH, NC—Disrupting the educational process with successive outbursts unburdened by either decorum or civility,…

BERKELEY, CA—In an effort to continue breaking down the basic fundamentals of her craft, chef Samin Nosrat published…

ALLENTOWN, PA—In preparation for a traditional family recipe passed down by her grandparents, local woman Nicole…

BRENTWOOD, TN—Growing increasingly worked up over his lack of foresight, local man Alexander Diggs began to…

MILWAUKEE, WI—Concluding that his culinary efforts should “do the trick,” area man Charlie Frye was reportedly just…

EASTON, PA—Dreading the looks on their faces once they realized the recipe was “truly easy as fuck,” local…

MADISON, WI—Saying the animals would not pause for a second if given the chance, a new study published by the…