Man Just Going To Assume This Counts As ‘Minced’
MILWAUKEE, WI—Concluding that his culinary efforts should “do the trick,” area man Charlie Frye was reportedly just…
Italian Grandmother Doesn’t Have Heart To Tell Family Any Dipshit Can Make Lasagna
EASTON, PA—Dreading the looks on their faces once they realized the recipe was “truly easy as fuck,” local grandmother…
Study Finds Chickens Would Have No Qualms About Caging, Eating Humans
MADISON, WI—Saying the animals would not pause for a second if given the chance, a new study published by the…
92% Of Area Woman’s Holiday Recipes Involve Pulverizing Bag Of Oreos
MANISTIQUE, MI—Saying it was hard to imagine her Christmastime treats without the ingredient, area woman Geena…
KitchenAid Unveils New All-Terrain Rolling Pin
BENTON HARBOR, MI—Calling the rugged utensil a necessity for those who bake as hard as they live, KitchenAid on…
Excitement Shifts To Concern After Coworker Brings Baked Goods Into Office For Fourth Consecutive Day
CHICAGO—Saying the desserts had begun to seem increasingly ominous, coworkers of Angela Shankman told reporters…
Food Network Goes Off Air After Every Possible Iteration Of Ingredient Combinations Completed
NEW YORK—Causing hundreds of thousands of television sets to go black and silent across the nation, Food Network…
How To Make Cooking At Home Less Stressful
Let your kids know upfront that 7:30 is a soft deadline for dinner.
Tips For Making The Perfect Bloody Mary
First, decide on presentation. This versatile cocktail can be served either on the rocks or directly from a belly…