Oct 22News In Photos10/22/20News In Photos10/22/20Kristen Welker Mutes Candidates So Celebrity Chef Curtis Stone Can Demonstrate How To Make Perfect 15-Minute Fajitas
Aug 27News In Photos8/27/20News In Photos8/27/20Residue Of Forgotten Origin Now Just Accepted As Part Of Frying Pan Surface
May 13News in Brief5/13/20News in Brief5/13/20Episode Of Cooking Show Implying Pastry Chefs Some Sort Of Oppressed MinorityLOS ANGELES—Insinuating that there exists a social ladder upon which people who prepare gourmet desserts for a…
May 12News In Photos5/12/20News In Photos5/12/20Coffee Made, Poured, Consumed Without Single Conscious Thought
Apr 29Slideshow4/29/20Slideshow4/29/20What To Cook While Social DistancingThe world may have shut down due to Covid-19, but The Onion’s army of underpaid chefs and journalists is still hard…
Apr 24News In Photos4/24/20News In Photos4/24/20Burnt Piece Of Toast On Top Of Trash Serves As Humiliating Monument To Culinary Failures
Apr 10News in Brief4/10/20News in Brief4/10/20‘I Can Still Cook This, Right,’ Asks Woman Holding Up Writhing, Screaming Potato With 8-Foot-Long RootsJERSEY CITY, NJ—Shrugging while pulling the several-months-old vegetable out of a bag on her counter, local woman…
Jan 21 2020News In Photos1/21/20News In Photos1/21/20Recipe Clipping On Fridge Officially Outlives Newspaper It Came From
Oct 23 2019News in Brief10/23/19News in Brief10/23/19Badass Adult Education Student Spends Whole Vegetarian Cooking Class Mouthing OffRALEIGH, NC—Disrupting the educational process with successive outbursts unburdened by either decorum or civility,…
Aug 23 2019News In Photos8/23/19News In Photos8/23/19Every Ingredient In Recipe Substituted To Avoid Trip To Store
Jul 26 2019News in Brief7/26/19News in Brief7/26/19Samin Nosrat Releases Updated Book ‘Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat, Marshmallow’ About The 5 Key Elements Of Good CookingBERKELEY, CA—In an effort to continue breaking down the basic fundamentals of her craft, chef Samin Nosrat published…
Jul 18 2019News in Brief7/18/19News in Brief7/18/19Pizza Crust Saved To Make Pizza StockALLENTOWN, PA—In preparation for a traditional family recipe passed down by her grandparents, local woman Nicole…
Apr 26 2019News in Brief4/26/19News in Brief4/26/19Panic Rapidly Setting In As Man Realizes He Has No Plan For Ripe AvocadoBRENTWOOD, TN—Growing increasingly worked up over his lack of foresight, local man Alexander Diggs began to…
Feb 21 2018News in Brief2/21/18News in Brief2/21/18Man Just Going To Assume This Counts As ‘Minced’MILWAUKEE, WI—Concluding that his culinary efforts should “do the trick,” area man Charlie Frye was reportedly just…
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