Grandma Defiantly Taking Scone Recipe To Grave
Man Just Going To Assume This Counts As âMincedâ
MILWAUKEE, WIâConcluding that his culinary efforts should âdo the trick,â area man Charlie Frye was reportedly just going to assume Wednesday that what he had just done to two cloves of garlic counted as âminced.â âI think I cut it up pretty goodâIt seems like these pieces are small enough,â said Frye, who had beenâŚ
Italian Grandmother Doesnât Have Heart To Tell Family Any Dipshit Can Make Lasagna
EASTON, PAâDreading the looks on their faces once they realized the recipe was âtruly easy as fuck,â local grandmother Rosemary Guzzo, 79, confirmed Monday that she didnât have the heart to tell her family that any dipshit can make lasagna. âNo, I donât think I can bring myself to do it. Theyâd be too crushed to findâŚ
Study Finds Chickens Would Have No Qualms About Caging, Eating Humans
MADISON, WIâSaying the animals would not pause for a second if given the chance, a new study published by the University of Wisconsin on Tuesday found that chickens would have absolutely no qualms about caging and eating humans. âAll the evidence clearly suggests that chickens would absolutely stuff human beings intoâŚ
92% Of Area Womanâs Holiday Recipes Involve Pulverizing Bag Of Oreos
MANISTIQUE, MIâSaying it was hard to imagine her Christmastime treats without the ingredient, area woman Geena Wolferman confirmed Monday that 92 percent of her holiday recipes involved pulverizing a bag of Oreos. âMy go-to dessert is this chocolate pudding pie with an Oreo crust that absolutely everyone loves,â saidâŚ
KitchenAid Unveils New All-Terrain Rolling Pin
BENTON HARBOR, MIâCalling the rugged utensil a necessity for those who bake as hard as they live, KitchenAid on Thursday unveiled its new all-terrain rolling pin. âThe DuraDough rolling pin features a larger cylinder diameter lined with specialized treads to take on heavy-duty dough prep,â said company spokespersonâŚ
Excitement Shifts To Concern After Coworker Brings Baked Goods Into Office For Fourth Consecutive Day
CHICAGOâSaying the desserts had begun to seem increasingly ominous, coworkers of Angela Shankman told reporters Thursday that their initial excitement had shifted to concern after their colleague brought baked goods into the office for the fourth consecutive day. âDonât get me wrong, I love coming to work to findâŚ
Food Network Goes Off Air After Every Possible Iteration Of Ingredient Combinations Completed
NEW YORKâCausing hundreds of thousands of television sets to go black and silent across the nation, Food Network reportedly went off the air Tuesday evening after exhausting every possible combination of ingredients. âUnfortunately, after 24 years, our on-air personalities have combined every conceivable assortment ofâŚ
How To Make Cooking At Home Less Stressful
Let your kids know upfront that 7:30 is a soft deadline for dinner.
Tips For Making The Perfect Bloody Mary
First, decide on presentation. This versatile cocktail can be served either on the rocks or directly from a belly button.
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