Dec 8
WASHINGTON—Vowing to conquer the pathogen once and for all, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani shouted,…
Dec 7
WASHINGTON—Surveying an enfeebled Rudy Giuliani with a mixture of bewilderment and pity, the Georgetown Hospital…
Dec 7
Dec 4
WASHINGTON—Urging Americans to “smash that sub button” if they’d like to see some real executive power, Barack Obama…
Dec 4
WASHINGTON—Revising an earlier mandate requiring Covid-19 patients to self-isolate for 14 days without exception,…
Dec 4
Dec 3
PLAINS, GA—Following reports that the Covid-19 vaccine would soon be available, 39th President Jimmy Carter…
Dec 3
ATLANTA—Begging Americans to just use some common sense, exhausted CDC researchers assured the public Thursday that…
Dec 2
PITTSBURGH—Chastising the team for engaging in such reckless behavior, the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell suspended…
Dec 1
Nov 27
PIERRE, SD—In an effort to attract visitors to a state that is home to some of the worst Covid-19 infection rates in…
Nov 26
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Stressing that the present atmosphere only raised further questions about the greeting method,…
Nov 24
ATLANTA—Stressing that staying home this year had become far and away the safest option available, the Centers for…
Nov 23
HOLLYWOOD, FL—Calling her dinner plan “foolproof” despite varying significantly from recommendations issued by the…
Nov 23
Nov 23
SIOUX FALLS, SD—In a major breakthrough that could completely alter the course of the global pandemic, the…
Nov 20
NEW YORK—Shaking their heads in amazement at their failure to see what had been staring them in the face during the…
Nov 20
WASHINGTON—Clarifying that the federal agency would take a look at Pfizer’s submission eventually, the FDA announced…
Nov 20
DENVER—According to a thorough analysis of your inability to form meaningful human connections, a report released…
Nov 20
Recent announcements of relatively successful coronavirus vaccine trials have stoked optimism about their widespread…