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New Employee Confused By Office Espresso Machine Just Returns To Desk With Mug Of Hot Water

Shamefaced Man Stands Stock-Still As Acquaintance Zips Up Backpack For Him

12/04/15 9:09AM

Man Arriving Late Forced To Use Excuse He Was Saving For Leaving Early

11/11/15 12:14PM

Man To Undergo Extensive Interrogation By Coworkers About Where He Got Falafel

8/24/15 12:03PM

Man Deftly Downplays His Neighborhood To Coworker Thinking Of Moving There

8/12/15 12:40PM

Coworker Retreats To Remote Corner Of Office To Complete Disgusting Food Order

Worker Who Forgot Email Attachment Expects Coworkers To Forgive Her Just Like That

Trip To Office Kitchen Hastily Altered To Trip To Bathroom To Evade Despised Coworker

Boss’s Clout Evaporates After He’s Seen In Shorts At Company Picnic

6/25/15 12:38PM

Coworker Who Just Threw Fit And Stormed Out Of Room Looked Like Total Badass

Man Removing Sweatshirt Offers Coworkers Tantalizing Glimpse Of Bare Midriff

Woman Has No Business Being An Extrovert

Completely Uninhibited Party Guest Still Choosing To Talk About Work

11/11/14 8:24AM

New Employee Has Never Known Decadent Pleasures Of Old Office

11/05/14 2:50PM

Legal Dream Team Of Coworkers Counsel Woman On Strategy For Speeding Ticket

Magical Office Worker Able To Turn Everything He Touches Into More Work For Colleagues

Trailblazing Colleague Makes Historic Contact With People Who Work On Other Floor

Single Most Replaceable Person In Company Will Walk If He Doesn’t Get Raise

New Study Finds Employee Morale Drastically Improves After Watching Coworker Throw Fit

5/28/14 12:43PM

New Employee Still Eager Enough To Pick Up Slack For Coworkers

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