Dec 8News in Brief12/8/20News in Brief12/8/20Rest Of Zoom Call Can Only Imagine Carnival Of Forbidden Mysteries Surrounding Coworker With Camera Turned OffCOLUMBUS—Gazing in wonderment at the beguiling enigma before them, members of a Zoom conference call were reportedly…
Oct 14News In Photos10/14/20News In Photos10/14/20Coworker’s Sly Smile In Zoom Meeting Suggests Separate Chat Happening Right Now
May 20News in Brief5/20/20News in Brief5/20/20Conversation-Starved Man Finally Treating Bumping Into Coworker As Exquisite Treasure It Truly IsCHICAGO—A deep appreciation dawning upon him as he came to understand the sheer wonder radiated by such a rare…
Dec 20 2019News In Photos12/20/19News In Photos12/20/19Worker’s Sole Impact On Company Permanent Ban On Alcohol At Holiday Party
Dec 9 2019News in Brief12/9/19News in Brief12/9/19Learned Coworker Always Has Heard Good Things About Whatever Piece Of Media Being DiscussedDALLAS—Awestruck by a knowledge base spanning everything from 1960s art house films to the most recent episode of Ver…
Nov 5 2019News in Brief11/5/19News in Brief11/5/19Coworker Apparently Just Going To Stare At Lunch In Microwave For Entire 3-Minute Cook TimeCLEVELAND—Noting his evident reluctance to break eye contact with the steadily rotating tupperware container,…
Sep 16 2019News in Brief9/16/19News in Brief9/16/19Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As FriendshipNASHUA, NH—Saying he had wholly misread his office mate’s mild, occasional interest in talking to him, sources…
May 24 2019News In Photos5/24/19News In Photos5/24/19New Employee Confused By Office Espresso Machine Just Returns To Desk With Mug Of Hot Water
Dec 4 2015News in Brief12/4/15News in Brief12/4/15Shamefaced Man Stands Stock-Still As Acquaintance Zips Up Backpack For HimMEDFORD, OR—Overcome with humiliation after being stopped on his way out of the office and informed his backpack was…
Nov 11 2015News in Brief11/11/15News in Brief11/11/15Man Arriving Late Forced To Use Excuse He Was Saving For Leaving EarlyHARTFORD, CT—Silently berating himself for his carelessness and lack of forethought, local office worker Jason…
Aug 24 2015News in Brief8/24/15News in Brief8/24/15Man To Undergo Extensive Interrogation By Coworkers About Where He Got FalafelDENVER—Removing the Middle Eastern specialty from its paper carryout bag as he returned to his office desk, local…
Aug 12 2015News in Brief8/12/15News in Brief8/12/15Man Deftly Downplays His Neighborhood To Coworker Thinking Of Moving ThereBOSTON—Thinking quickly to devise a list of reasons why the area was not an ideal choice, local billing clerk Tim…
Aug 7 2015News in Brief8/7/15News in Brief8/7/15Coworker Retreats To Remote Corner Of Office To Complete Disgusting Food OrderSEATTLE—In an effort to ensure that none of his coworkers would be within earshot of his call, DocuSign employee…
Jul 31 2015News in Brief7/31/15News in Brief7/31/15Worker Who Forgot Email Attachment Expects Coworkers To Forgive Her Just Like ThatUPPER DARBY, PA—In a shameless attempt to persuade colleagues to excuse her incompetent mistake, local account…
Jul 13 2015News in Brief7/13/15News in Brief7/13/15Trip To Office Kitchen Hastily Altered To Trip To Bathroom To Evade Despised CoworkerBLOOMINGTON, IN—Hoping the detour would ensure he never so much as exchanged one word with that prick from…
Jun 25 2015News in Brief6/25/15News in Brief6/25/15Boss’s Clout Evaporates After He’s Seen In Shorts At Company PicnicAKRON, OH—Squandering the authority and respect accumulated during his tenure, Pantheon Systems senior manager…
Jun 15 2015News in Brief6/15/15News in Brief6/15/15Coworker Who Just Threw Fit And Stormed Out Of Room Looked Like Total BadassHARTFORD, CT—Noting that they had never seen such a bold and impressive show of dominance, Burkart Industries…
May 13 2015News In Photos5/13/15News In Photos5/13/15Man Removing Sweatshirt Offers Coworkers Tantalizing Glimpse Of Bare Midriff