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Apr 21News in Brief4/21/20News in Brief4/21/20Man Reminds Self Woman On Chiquita Banana Sticker Only Smiling At Him Because That’s Her Job
Apr 1News in Brief4/1/20News in Brief4/1/20It Instantly Clear Girlfriend Used To Fuck Guy Being Mentioned In Anecdote
Mar 10News in Brief3/10/20News in Brief3/10/20Things Must Be Getting Pretty Serious For Girlfriend’s Dad To Gift Bottle Of BBQ Sauce
Mar 6News in Brief3/6/20News in Brief3/6/20Man Who’s Really Excited To One Day Have Children Must Be Pedophile
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Feb 27News in Brief2/27/20News in Brief2/27/20‘No, Stop, Please,’ Shouts Woman As Hands Uncontrollably Google All Of Boyfriend’s Exes
Feb 14News in Brief2/14/20News in Brief2/14/20Couple Takes Weekend Trip Outside City To Get Away From All The Arts And Culture
Feb 13News In Photos2/13/20News In Photos2/13/20Man Scrambling To Furnish Apartment Before Date Shows Up
Feb 10News in Brief2/10/20News in Brief2/10/20Study Finds Dating Apps Most Effective Way To Find Everyone Your Age Apparently Kayaking Now
Nov 27News in Brief11/27/19News in Brief11/27/19Man Worried Partner Hasn’t Been Attracted To Him Ever Since He Got Head Stuck In Fence
Nov 27News in Brief11/27/19News in Brief11/27/19‘Just Be Honest If This Looks Good,’ Girlfriend Wearing New Big Bird Outfit Asks Panicking Boyfriend
Nov 14News in Brief11/14/19News in Brief11/14/19Girlfriend Must Have Been Drinking When She Texted Picture Of Knitted Scarf At Midnight
Oct 14News in Brief10/14/19News in Brief10/14/19Report: Looks Like Ex Gained Some Weight Ever Since They Started Dating Someone Better
Oct 7News in Brief10/7/19News in Brief10/7/19Area Man Marries Woman He Barely Knows After 5 Years Of Dating
Oct 3News in Brief10/3/19News in Brief10/3/19Woman Holds Off Buying Herself New Headphones So Boyfriend Can Surprise Her With Shittier Version For Her Birthday
Aug 6News in Brief8/6/19News in Brief8/6/19Report: There No Way To Suggest Girlfriend Look For Keys In Purse Again Without Sounding Condescending
Jun 17 2019News in Brief6/17/19News in Brief6/17/19Every Picture On Man’s Tinder Clearly From Same Event Where He Dressed Up
May 23 2019News in Brief5/23/19News in Brief5/23/19Moby Provides Long-Range, Blurry Photo Taken Through Window To Prove He Currently Dating Natalie Portman
