Jun 29News in Brief6/29/20News in Brief6/29/20New Environmentally Friendly Burial Involves Having Your Dead Body Eaten By Wealthy German Man With Taste For The Exotic
Jun 1News In Photos6/1/20News In Photos6/1/20Grandmother’s Final Words ‘Have When It Together On It Go Family’
May 4News In Photos5/4/20News In Photos5/4/20Indomitable Honey Bee Stings Itself Rather Than Fall To Asian Hornet
Mar 16News in Brief3/16/20News in Brief3/16/20Woman Tries To Spark Casual Chat In Long Grocery Store Line As If She Not Desperately Attempting To Outrun Death
Mar 3News in Brief3/3/20News in Brief3/3/20Panicked WHO Officials Not Sure How To Respond After Coronavirus Brings 12 People Back To Life
Feb 18News in Brief2/18/20News in Brief2/18/20Report: Average Life Expectancy Increases To 18.2 Years For Americans Who Go Out Like Fucking Legends
Feb 13Infographic2/13/20Infographic2/13/20Every Question We’ve Been Dying To Answer About The ‘Final Fantasy 7’ Remake, Plus A Few Things We’d Like To Know About What Happens After We Die
Feb 6News in Brief2/6/20News in Brief2/6/20Hollywood Legend Kirk Douglas Dead In Apparent Age Overdose
Dec 12News12/12/19News12/12/19Sad: The Elderly Dutch Man Who Inspired The ‘X’ Button On The PlayStation Controller Has Passed Away
Dec 10News in Brief12/10/19News in Brief12/10/19National Association Of Corpses Express Outrage At Still-Living Actors Getting Cadaver Roles On ‘CSI,’ ‘Law & Order’
Nov 22News in Brief11/22/19News in Brief11/22/19Child Wondering Why Older Brother Only One To Get Funeral
Nov 14News In Photos11/14/19News In Photos11/14/19Husband Returning Late At Night Accidentally Killed By Frightened Google Home
Oct 29News in Brief10/29/19News in Brief10/29/19Exterminator Composes Self In Driveway So Kids Won’t Know He Saw Cricket Die At Work Today
Oct 22News10/22/19News10/22/19Tragic: The Man Who Tried To Bring Attention To The Crisis Of Gaming Lag By Sailing Across The Ocean On A PS4 Has Already Drowned
Oct 18News In Photos10/18/19News In Photos10/18/19Dad Figures Funeral Just As Good A Time As Any To Try Out New Camera Lens
Oct 15News in Brief10/15/19News in Brief10/15/19911 Operator Informs Black Caller That Death Is On The Way
Oct 9News in Brief10/9/19News in Brief10/9/19Study Finds Over 55 Million Deaths Could Be Prevented Annually By Some Sort Of Immortality Serum
