Jan 12The Topical1/12/21The Topical1/12/21Report: Leading Cause Of Death Still Venturing Beyond The PinesNearly 2.3 million Americans die each year from wandering into the ethereal black pine forest. Hear how you can heed…
Jan 5News in Brief1/5/21News in Brief1/5/21Scientists Attempt To Convince Public To Take Covid More Seriously By Explaining Concept Of DeathNEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—As the 10-month-old pandemic continued its rampant spread and the nation’s death toll passed…
Oct 27News In Photos10/27/20News In Photos10/27/20Pragmatic Dog Stands Watch On Owner’s Grave For 8 Hours Monday Through Friday
Sep 23News In Photos9/23/20News In Photos9/23/20Ginsburg Clerks Wheel Filing Cabinets Into Capitol As Per Late Justice’s Request To Finish Some Work Before Burial
Aug 3News in Brief8/3/20News in Brief8/3/20Knowledge That It Could Kill Him Actually Making Man Appreciate Day At Disney World A Lot MoreORLANDO, FL—Noting that his experience at the theme park had been far deeper and more meaningful than he ever could…
Aug 3News in Brief8/3/20News in Brief8/3/20Flowers Left Over From Child’s Funeral Under Tremendous Pressure To ThriveCLEVELAND—Speculating that even the slightest trace of withering or discoloration would devastate the family, a pot…
Jul 29News in Brief7/29/20News in Brief7/29/20Funeral AlrightROCKFORD, IL—Describing the ceremony as lackluster but nonetheless functional, family friend Taylor Evans told…
Jul 14News in Brief7/14/20News in Brief7/14/20Report: This Article Something To Look At For Few Minutes While Your Life Slips Away From YouCHICAGO—According to a new report issued Tuesday, this article, the one you are currently reading, is a thing you…
Jul 8News in Brief7/8/20News in Brief7/8/20‘I Want You To Love Again One Day,’ Whispers Dying Man Clearly Overestimating Amount Of Grief Wife Will ExperienceNORFOLK, VA—Mustering the last of his strength to turn and face his wife, local dying man Stanley Tarrington, 58,…
Jun 30News in Brief6/30/20News in Brief6/30/20God Sends Sympathy Card After Killing Man’s WifeTHE HEAVENS—In a kind gesture intended to address the man’s profound grief after his loss, God, Our Heavenly Father,…
Jun 29News in Brief6/29/20News in Brief6/29/20New Environmentally Friendly Burial Involves Having Your Dead Body Eaten By Wealthy German Man With Taste For The ExoticNEW YORK, NY—Explaining how the method generates no carbon emissions or pollution, Rhine Solutions, a new corpse…
Jun 1News In Photos6/1/20News In Photos6/1/20Grandmother’s Final Words ‘Have When It Together On It Go Family’
May 4News In Photos5/4/20News In Photos5/4/20Indomitable Honey Bee Stings Itself Rather Than Fall To Asian Hornet
Apr 29News in Brief4/29/20News in Brief4/29/20Longtime Person Dead At 86JACKSONVILLE, FL—Capping off a lengthy period of existence, longtime person Jane Brooks reportedly died Wednesday at…
Mar 16News in Brief3/16/20News in Brief3/16/20Woman Tries To Spark Casual Chat In Long Grocery Store Line As If She Not Desperately Attempting To Outrun DeathCHICAGO—In an effort to appear calm Monday in the face of widespread Covid-19 outbreaks, area woman Ellen Garcia…
Mar 3News in Brief3/3/20News in Brief3/3/20Panicked WHO Officials Not Sure How To Respond After Coronavirus Brings 12 People Back To LifeGENEVA—Acknowledging they were taken aback by the latest development in the global epidemic, panicked World Health…