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Turkish Restaurant Thrown Into Complete Disarray By Entry Of Single Customer

USDA Secretary Rings Nationwide Dinner Bell For Y’all To Get In Here

6/13/19 11:24AM

Ruby Tuesday Goes Public With Request That Everyone Come On Down To Ruby Tuesday

6/11/19 11:33AM

Struggling Rainforest Cafe Adds Thousands Of Animatronic Patrons To Restaurants

5/30/19 12:13PM

How Restaurants’ Health Inspection Grades Are Calculated

5/08/19 12:09PM

Waitress Treated Extra Courteously To Compensate For Assholes At Adjacent Table

Self-Conscious Man Clearly The Only One In Japanese Restaurant Unsure How To Use Water Glass

Man Entering Fog Of Insanity Asked If This His First Time At Dave & Buster’s

‘That First Date Is Going Terribly,’ Think Diners Watching Couple Celebrate 5th Anniversary

2/19/19 11:32AM

Dad Doesn’t Trust The Fish Here

Cryptic Long John Silver’s Campaign Just Says ‘You Are The Bait Now’

10/30/18 1:31PM

Dad Apparently Using Spanish Accent To Pronounce Middle Eastern Food Now

10/17/18 9:56AM

Smiley Face Doodled On Check Commemorates Undeniable Chemistry Between Waiter, Ericson Family

10/16/18 12:51PM

Man Wouldn’t Be Eating At Red Robin If He Knew Bus Was Going To Hit Him In 18 Minutes

Restaurant Entrance Doesn’t Work All Damn Day To Be Called ‘Other Door’

8/31/18 12:50PM

Free Toothpick Transforms Schlubby Restaurant-Goer Into Aloof Bad Boy

8/31/18 12:18PM

Lunch Place Uses Way Too Much Mayo In Fruit Salad

8/20/18 12:00PM

Server Unbelievably Touched To Be Asked Own Opinion On Whether Enchiladas Or Burger Better Choice

Report: Takeout Place Put Burrito In Completely Different Container This Time

New Restaurant Specializes In Trendy Japanese-Japanese Fusion Cuisine

8/01/18 11:54AM

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