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Jun 17News in Brief6/17/20News in Brief6/17/20Disgusted Patio Diner Pretty Sure She Just Saw Coronavirus Scurry Into Bushes
May 18News in Brief5/18/20News in Brief5/18/20Recipe Calls For Banana As If Man Has Access To Fucking Caribbean Street Market
Apr 1News in Brief4/1/20News in Brief4/1/20Study Finds Most Restaurants Fail Within First Year Of It Becoming Illegal To Go To Them
Mar 26News in Brief3/26/20News in Brief3/26/20Man Reflects On Cyclical Nature Of Existence After Learning McDonald’s Has Stopped Offering All-Day Breakfast Once Again
Mar 16News In Photos3/16/20News In Photos3/16/20Idaho Governor Orders State’s Restaurant To Be Shut Down
Mar 5News In Photos3/5/20News In Photos3/5/20Restaurant Expensive Enough That Menu Just Single Sheet Of Really Nice Paper
Mar 2News in Brief3/2/20News in Brief3/2/20Olive Garden Unveils New All-You-Can-Eat Assisted Suicide Dinners For Terminally Ill Customers
Feb 17News in Brief2/17/20News in Brief2/17/20Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later
Jan 29News in Brief1/29/20News in Brief1/29/20Olive Garden Food Scientists Rapidly Running Out Of Foods To Scampi
Jan 28News In Photos1/28/20News In Photos1/28/20Real New Yorker Folds Slice Of Cheesecake In Half Before Eating
Dec 16News in Brief12/16/19News in Brief12/16/19God To Leave Humanity In Hands Of Babysitter Kayla While He Checks Out New Restaurant
Dec 3News in Brief12/3/19News in Brief12/3/19Man’s Life Spent Occasionally Eating Barbecue In Between Doing Things He Hates
Nov 25News in Brief11/25/19News in Brief11/25/19Groundbreaking Chef Transforms Culinary World With Choice To Use Fresh, High-Quality Ingredients
Nov 4News in Brief11/4/19News in Brief11/4/19Cocktail Menu Scanned For Drink With Fewest Unfamiliar Ingredients
Oct 21News in Brief10/21/19News in Brief10/21/19Drama Queen Waiter Completely Full of Shit About Plate Being Too Hot To Touch
