LOUISVILLE, KY—Baffling fast food consumers nationwide by implicating the diners themselves in some unknown but vaguely…
ROCKFORD, IL—Saying that the jovial drawing will forever signify their bond of goodwill, local father Gary Ericson…
CINCINNATI, OH—Frustrated by a perceived lack of respect and appreciation, the main entrance of Bubby’s Bar and Grill…
NOVI, MI—Vowing to give such an important request the respect it deserves, local Chili’s server Melissa Cortez told…
SAN FRANCISCO—Declaring that his vaunted culinary insights most often come from the simple practice of combining…
LOUISVILLE, KY—In an effort to turn over a new leaf after being ousted from his own company last week, Papa John’s…
INDIANAPOLIS—Quietly chewing on a piece of crust as he waited for his connecting flight to arrive, local man Brett…
FLORENCE, SC—Lamenting his lack of foresight and preparation in choosing to have a full order of barbecued chicken…
TUSTIN, CA—According to sources nodding along to a coworker’s story about vacation home rentals, the conversation…
CINCINNATI—Causing a wave of disgust and outrage among his fellow diners, local man Tobin Sullivan said Friday that, to…
SANTA MONICA, CA—Alarmed by the red vinyl seats, chrome accents, and no-frills dining options that suggested he’d been…
MERIDIAN, ID—Approaching the mysterious beings with a sense of curiosity and wonder, 5-year-old explorer Olivia…
SANTA FE, NM—Stressing that he did not need “a ton of fancy toppings,” local dad Dennis Metzger reportedly expressed…
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