Mar 31News in Brief3/31/20News in Brief3/31/20Disney Announces Plans To Release ‘Mulan’ Directly Into Americans’ Consciousness
Jan 23News1/23/20News1/23/20‘Kingdom Hearts III’ DLC Developers Panicking After Realizing ‘Shrek’ Not Owned By Disney
Nov 25News In Photos11/25/19News In Photos11/25/19Disney Attempts To Soften Corporate Image By Introducing New Baby Bob Iger
Nov 21News in Brief11/21/19News in Brief11/21/19‘Frozen 2’ Creators Confirm That Elsa Gay But Also Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist
Nov 12News in Brief11/12/19News in Brief11/12/19Disney Plus Apologizes For Apparently Being All That Some Actual Adults Have
Nov 12News in Brief11/12/19News in Brief11/12/19Disney Plus Suffers Miserable Debut After Tennis Channel Launches Streaming Service On Same Day
Sep 24News in Brief9/24/19News in Brief9/24/19Disney Opens 200-Acre Sadomasochism Theme Park After Purchasing Rights To Hellraiser Franchise
Aug 23News in Brief8/23/19News in Brief8/23/19Disneyland Employee Hastily Ad-Libs Story About How Much Goofy Loves Napping On The Pavement
Jun 19 2019VideoOnion Film Standard6/19/19 VideoOnion Film Standard6/19/19The Onion Reviews ‘Toy Story 4’
May 23 2019News in Brief5/23/19News in Brief5/23/19Polite Disney World Guest Decides Not To Bother Mickey Mouse For Picture
Mar 29 2019News3/29/19News3/29/19Disney Estate Uncovers Cache Of Anti-American Cartoons Intended For Release If Axis Won WWII
Mar 19 2019News in Brief3/19/19News in Brief3/19/19Disney Rehires Director James Gunn As Part Of Company-Wide Push Towards Embracing Pedophilia
