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Jan 8News In Photos1/8/20News In Photos1/8/20Dentist Feels Blessed That He Still Gets Turned On By Teeth After All These Years
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May 10 2019News in Brief5/10/19News in Brief5/10/19Alabama Cracks Down On Abortions By Outlawing All Medical Procedures
Feb 28 2019News In Photos2/28/19News In Photos2/28/19Doctor Asks Patient If He Would Mind Having Medical Student, Some Of His Poker Buddies In Room For Exam
Feb 12 2019News in Brief2/12/19News in Brief2/12/19Ultrasound Technician Asks Pregnant Woman If She’d Like To Know Baby’s Name
Jan 23 2019News in Brief1/23/19News in Brief1/23/19Doctors Assure Recovering Patient He Has Many More Years Of Looking At Phone Ahead Of Him
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Dec 6 2018News In Photos12/6/18News In Photos12/6/18Optometrist Sets Pressure Of Air Puff Test Way Higher For Asshole Patients
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Sep 15 2017News in Brief9/15/17News in Brief9/15/17Hydra Decides To See Doctor About Painful Ingrown Head
Oct 12 2016News In Photos10/12/16News In Photos10/12/16Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating
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Oct 2 2015Photo Finish10/2/15Photo Finish10/2/15Doctor Performing Surgery On Cowboys Player Frustrated By Jerry Jones Hovering Over Him
Sep 22 2015Commentary9/22/15Commentary9/22/15You Get Into This Business For The Ear And The Nose, But The Throat Grows On You
Apr 21 2015News in Brief4/21/15News in Brief4/21/15Medical Experts Disappointed With Man Who Failed To Live Up To Life Expectancy
