Dec 4News In Photos12/4/20News In Photos12/4/20Doctor Wondering Why There ‘Reverse’ Switch On Ventilator
Oct 21News in Brief10/21/20News in Brief10/21/20Doctor Informs Patient Weird Lump On Neck Nothing He Can Afford To Worry AboutWEST VALLEY CITY, UT—Following several preliminary tests of the unusual growth, Dr. Ron Craig informed patient Tom…
Aug 28News in Brief8/28/20News in Brief8/28/20Surgeon Putting In Extra Effort In Case Patient Undercover Professional CriticMUNCIE, IN—Methodically taking the proper steps to divert an artery, cardiac surgeon Dr. Stewart Smith took extra…
Mar 13News in Brief3/13/20News in Brief3/13/20Trump Advises Americans Worried About Coronavirus To Just Get Doctor Who Always Tells Them They In Perfect HealthWASHINGTON—Counseling a worried nation in the midst of the ongoing Covid-19 outbreak, President Donald Trump used…
Feb 26News2/26/20News2/26/20Neurosurgeon Feels Lucky He Was Able To Turn Hobby Into CareerROCHESTER, MN—Speaking with reporters about how lucky he feels to be pursuing his life’s passion full-time, local…
Feb 14News In Photos2/14/20News In Photos2/14/20Mayo Clinic Offers Special Chocolate Heart Transplant For Valentine’s Day
Jan 21 2020News in Brief1/21/20News in Brief1/21/20Canadian Man Wishes There Was Some Way To Pay His Doctor For All The Hard Work He DidTORONTO—Explaining that he hated to think of all the physician’s efforts going unrewarded, Canadian citizen Ryan…
Jan 8 2020News In Photos1/8/20News In Photos1/8/20Dentist Feels Blessed That He Still Gets Turned On By Teeth After All These Years
Nov 6 2019News In Photos11/6/19News In Photos11/6/19‘Ooh, Right In The Bean Bag,’ Says Wincing Surgeon Through Every Step Of Vasectomy
May 10 2019News in Brief5/10/19News in Brief5/10/19Alabama Cracks Down On Abortions By Outlawing All Medical ProceduresMONTGOMERY, AL—Defending the measure as necessary to fully eliminate the practice of terminating pregnancies,…
Apr 5 2019News in Brief4/5/19News in Brief4/5/19Doctor Informs Woman He’s OverweightHOUSTON—Hoping to communicate the numerous health risks that can stem from obesity, local doctor Peter Gerheart took…
Feb 28 2019News In Photos2/28/19News In Photos2/28/19Doctor Asks Patient If He Would Mind Having Medical Student, Some Of His Poker Buddies In Room For Exam
Feb 12 2019News in Brief2/12/19News in Brief2/12/19Ultrasound Technician Asks Pregnant Woman If She’d Like To Know Baby’s NameATLANTA—Saying it was standard for any expecting mother’s 20-week checkup, ultrasound technician Jean Krebacher…
Jan 23 2019News in Brief1/23/19News in Brief1/23/19Doctors Assure Recovering Patient He Has Many More Years Of Looking At Phone Ahead Of HimKANSAS CITY, MO—After a biopsy determined a tumor removed from his kidney was benign, local 28-year-old Andrew…
Jan 21 2019News in Brief1/21/19News in Brief1/21/19Doctor Weirded Out By Patient She Just Met Providing Every Lurid Detail Of Medical HistoryPHILADELPHIA—Entering her examination room to find a woman describing in detail how she had once spent several hours…
Dec 6 2018News In Photos12/6/18News In Photos12/6/18Optometrist Sets Pressure Of Air Puff Test Way Higher For Asshole Patients
Aug 28 2018VideoOnion Info Clips8/28/18 VideoOnion Info Clips8/28/18Tips For Making The Most Of Your Next Doctor’s Visit
Sep 15 2017News in Brief9/15/17News in Brief9/15/17Hydra Decides To See Doctor About Painful Ingrown HeadARGOLIS, GREECE—Worrying that it would become infected if left unattended, the water monster Hydra confirmed Friday…
Oct 12 2016News In Photos10/12/16News In Photos10/12/16Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating