Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position
WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the…
Sunny Saves Bo From Mountain Lion During Cross-Country Journey To Reunite With Obamas
GARDINER, MT—Fending off the large wildcat moments before it could harm her best friend, presidential pet Sunny…
Family Chooses Different Dog Than Reincarnated Grandfather
ORLANDO, FL—Saying they instantly fell in love with the good-natured golden retriever, members of the Judd family…
Surviving Members Of First Championship Team Honored During Puppy Bowl Halftime
NEW YORK—Slowly making their way out to midfield with the assistance of their owners, surviving members of the first…
Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
WASHINGTON—Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs…
Elderly Dog Can Already Tell Owner Doesn’t Think She’s Worth $3,000 Gallstone Surgery
TOPEKA, KS—Saying that she could tell he had already made the mental calculation based on the hesitant tone in his…
Dog Doesn’t Consider Itself Part Of Family
THOMASVILLE, GA—While admitting that he relies on members of the family for food and shelter and is often included in…
Iditarod Musher Limiting Self To Eating Just One Husky Per Day
GALENA, AK—Stressing the importance of pacing oneself over the course of the 1,000-mile dog sledding race, veteran…
Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight
NEW YORK—Lauding his sturdy build, immaculate pedigree, and unparalleled ability to latch onto opponents’ throats until…
Frantic Biden Searching Dog Shelter For Bo Look-Alike
WASHINGTON—Claiming that he would “be up Shit Creek without a goddamn paddle” if he wasn’t able to locate one, a…
Huskies Unstoppable During Cold-Weather Puppy Bowl
NEW YORK—Overcoming frigid temperatures and biting winds, a team of husky puppies overpowered and trounced the…
As Much As I Hated Putting My Dog To Sleep, I Know He'll Feel Better When He Wakes Up
Our beloved Saint Bernard, Buford, has been a part of the Brimble family for almost 16 years now. From the time he was…