Oct 29News in Brief10/29/20News in Brief10/29/20Woman Heartbroken For All Shelter Pets Who Will Be Put Down Without Ever Being Dressed Like A GhostbusterCHICAGO—As she gazed into each kennel and let out a deep, regretful sigh, 31-year-old Chicago resident Lisa Kessler…
Oct 27News In Photos10/27/20News In Photos10/27/20Pragmatic Dog Stands Watch On Owner’s Grave For 8 Hours Monday Through Friday
Oct 6News In Photos10/6/20News In Photos10/6/20Covid-Sniffing Dog Not Sure How To Tell Woman She Also Smells Pregnant
Oct 2The Topical10/2/20The Topical10/2/20Study: Pitbull Owners 10 Times More Likely To Bite Pedestrians Than Owners Of Other Dog BreedsNew data today is backing up claims that pitbull owners, on average, tend to be more aggressive and territorial than…
Sep 14News In Photos9/14/20News In Photos9/14/20Toddler, Puppy Spend Afternoon Accidentally Hurting Each Other
Aug 28News in Brief8/28/20News in Brief8/28/20Russian Scientists Grip Heads In Agony As Telepathic Laika The Dog Emerges From Smoldering CraterBRATSK, RUSSIA—Begging for mercy from the animal that they thought had died on its space voyage more than 60 years…
Aug 21News in Brief8/21/20News in Brief8/21/20Woman Surprises Husband Returning From Long Day Of Work By Dressing Dog Up All SexySAN DIEGO—Preparing the erotic evening as “a special treat,” local woman Amber Rowe reportedly surprised her husband…
Aug 18News in Brief8/18/20News in Brief8/18/20Dog Hopes He Doesn’t Get Stuck With Chatty Groomer AgainPHOENIX, AZ—Expressing frustration with how badly his undercoat and tail got messed up the last time, local…
Jul 17News in Brief7/17/20News in Brief7/17/20Dog Could Really Go For Some Women’s Underwear Right NowSPRINGFIELD, MO—Unable to control his intense craving for a soiled garment fresh from the laundry bin, local dog and…
Mar 18News in Brief3/18/20News in Brief3/18/20Frustrated Dog Has No Time To Jerk Off Now That Owner Home All DayCHICAGO—Feeling upset that he has been unable to get a single moment of privacy over the past week, local dog Muffin…
May 2 2019News in Brief5/2/19News in Brief5/2/19Trump Dismisses Concerns Over White House Chaos After Pack Of Feral Dogs Takes Over 4th West Wing RoomWASHINGTON—Insisting that his administration was nothing less than “a well-oiled machine,” President Donald Trump…
Jan 16 2017News in Brief1/16/17News in Brief1/16/17Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist PositionWASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the…
Oct 14 2016News10/14/16News10/14/16Sunny Saves Bo From Mountain Lion During Cross-Country Journey To Reunite With ObamasGARDINER, MT—Fending off the large wildcat moments before it could harm her best friend, presidential pet Sunny…
May 26 2016News in Brief5/26/16News in Brief5/26/16Family Chooses Different Dog Than Reincarnated GrandfatherORLANDO, FL—Saying they instantly fell in love with the good-natured golden retriever, members of the Judd family…
Feb 7 2016Sports News In Brief2/7/16Sports News In Brief2/7/16Surviving Members Of First Championship Team Honored During Puppy Bowl HalftimeNEW YORK—Slowly making their way out to midfield with the assistance of their owners, surviving members of the first…
Dec 3 2015News In Photos12/3/15News In Photos12/3/15Dog Not Sure It Ready To Tackle Whatever Happened To Man At Work Today