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RALEIGH, NC—Acknowledging his blind spots in regard to the upcoming presidential election, local undecided voter…
Aug 5
WASHINGTON—Still dumbfounded by an interview in which Australian reporter Jonathan Swan repeatedly challenged the…
Aug 5
WASHINGTON—In response to declining poll numbers in the 2020 presidential race, increasingly desperate Trump…
Aug 4
WASHINGTON—Still reeling from the unprecedented, complex ways in which they have fatally mishandled the Covid-19…
Jul 31
NEW YORK—Moving in formation across the first-base line as terrified players scrambled into the dugout, federal…
Jul 22
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WASHINGTON—Placing an anonymous phone call to report a foul smell emitting from the National Institute of Allergy…
Jul 10
The recent Supreme Court ruling permitting New York state prosecutors to get President Donald Trump’s financial…
Jul 6
BAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN—Following intelligence reports that Moscow offered to pay Taliban-linked militants to kill…
Jun 22
WASHINGTON—Seeking to counter the narrative put forward by the mainstream media, the Trump administration announced…
Jun 18
WASHINGTON—Shuddering at the thought of what another term would bring, a White House toilet reportedly expressed…
Jun 10
In the two weeks since protests erupted across the nation following a Minneapolis police officer killing black man…
Jun 10
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly unhinged after reading that the president’s favorability numbers were plunging,…
Jun 3
WASHINGTON—In a powerful effort to bring unity to a fractured populace, President Donald Trump delivered a healing…
Jun 2
WASHINGTON—Shouting “Go! Go! Go!” as an alarm blared, President Donald Trump reportedly threw a garbage can through…
Jun 1
WASHINGTON—In an effort to placate the protesters gathered outside, President Donald Trump reportedly screamed, “Let…
May 29
WASHINGTON—Screaming into a megaphone and threatening to shut down the “biased” social media site once and for all,…
May 28
WASHINGTON—White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany rebuked critics of the president in a briefing Thursday,…
May 27
Twitter confirmed it will not remove President Trump’s tweets regarding a debunked conspiracy theory that TV host…