The Inventory

Pfizer Denies Encouraging Drug Abuse By Packaging Fentanyl With Cooking Spoon, Lighter

5/16/19 11:21AM

John Boehner Beheads Juarez Cartel Member Who Dared Muscle In On His Legal Weed Turf

Biggest Drug Busts In U.S. History

‘It’s Just A Plant, Man,’ Says Purdue Pharma CEO Waving Poppy Flower Before Opioid Lawsuit Judge

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Rejection From Hall Of Fame Sends Roger Clemens Spiraling Into Performance-Enhancing-Drug Binge

New Hampshire Legislature Passes Bill Naming Fentanyl State Opiate

1/16/19 11:14AM

Viagra Announces Real Medicine That Gave Customers Erections Was Confidence All Along

Jonesing Nation Demands Trump Tell Them Where, Exactly, Drugs Are Pouring Into Country

12/11/18 4:17PM

Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya

11/13/18 12:01PM

Nonprofit Places Burnouts In Jobs You Can Do Blitzed Out Of Your Mind

11/07/18 1:26PM

Susan G. Komen President Achieves Total Breast Cancer Awareness During 3-Day Ayahuasca Retreat

10/22/18 3:28PM

God Admits There Was Probably A Better Way Of Giving Humans Taste Of Heavenly Bliss Than Opioids

10/03/18 10:02AM

Methadone Clinic Must Be Having Some Sort Of Big Party

8/16/18 12:17PM

Merck CEO Taunts Patients By Lowering Drug Prices Until Just Out Of Their Reach

7/27/18 10:53AM

Report: Modern-Day Pablo Escobar Smuggles One-Hitter Into Music Festival

7/13/18 12:33PM

Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint

Convulsing Teen Bleeding From Eyes, Nose Thinks He Can Feel The Synthetic Weed Kicking In

Apartment Kind Where Weed Just Left Out On Coffee Table

CDC Rolls Out Fleet Of Narcan Biplanes To Fumigate Opioid-Ravaged Small Towns

3/12/18 12:34PM

Woman In Commercial Doing Yoga To Narration Of Drug's Fatal Side Effects

2/15/18 11:52AM

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