CommentaryCommentary‘The Onion’ Has Chosen To Publish An Anonymous Op-Ed From Two Sources Close To Trump Who Think Their Dad Is The Best President Ever9/06/18 1:40PM
CommentaryCommentary‘The Onion’ Proudly Stands With The Media As The Enemy Of The People8/02/18 5:31PM
CommentaryCommentaryCowardly Michael Cohen Chooses To Betray President, Go To Prison Rather Than Meet Face-To-Face With ‘The Onion’6/14/18 1:06PM
CommentaryCommentaryIn Response To Michael Cohen, ‘The Onion’ Pledges To Remove All Negative Trump Coverage In Exchange For A Direct Line To The President5/22/18 3:54PM
CommentaryCommentary‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matter Further At His Convenience5/21/18 11:59AM
NewsNewsPresident Trump Has Enacted The ‘Theseus Protocol’: What Does That Mean For America?5/26/17 9:06AM
NewsNews‘The Onion’ Invites Republican Candidate Greg Gianforte To Physically Assault Our Entire Editorial Staff5/25/17 2:34PM
NewsNewsEvery American Should Be Extremely Unsettled By The Initiatives Trump’s Cabinet Is Pursuing5/24/17 10:30AM
NewsNewsThe Onion Humbly Offers Up Its Offices To Imprison The Women Who Have Wrongfully Accused Donald Trump10/25/16 1:30PM
NewsNews‘The Onion’ Is Withholding Our Endorsement For President Until Both Candidates Respond To Our Questionnaire10/12/16 3:01PM
NewsNews‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Donald Trump’s Tax Returns And Has Chosen To Destroy Them10/04/16 12:13PM
Sports NewsSports News‘The Onion’ Offers Richie Incognito A 5-Year, $50 Million Contract3/11/14 1:59PM
NewsNews‘The Onion’ Vows To Carry On Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program Until The Job Is Done11/25/13 4:05PM
