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10/14/19

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For Its 33rd Year, OGN Adamantly Refuses To Report On The Pinball Expo ‘Flip Out’ Tournament Or Any Pinball-Related News

9/6/18

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‘The Onion’ Has Chosen To Publish An Anonymous Op-Ed From Two Sources Close To Trump Who Think Their Dad Is The Best President Ever

8/2/18

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‘The Onion’ Proudly Stands With The Media As The Enemy Of The People

6/14/18

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Cowardly Michael Cohen Chooses To Betray President, Go To Prison Rather Than Meet Face-To-Face With ‘The Onion’

5/22/18

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In Response To Michael Cohen, ‘The Onion’ Pledges To Remove All Negative Trump Coverage In Exchange For A Direct Line To The President

5/21/18

12:59 PM

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‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matter Further At His Convenience

5/26/17

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President Trump Has Enacted The ‘Theseus Protocol’: What Does That Mean For America?

5/25/17

3:34 PM

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‘The Onion’ Invites Republican Candidate Greg Gianforte To Physically Assault Our Entire Editorial Staff

5/25/17

12:11 PM

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Just Who Are The Trumps, Exactly?

5/24/17

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Every American Should Be Extremely Unsettled By The Initiatives Trump’s Cabinet Is Pursuing

5/23/17

10:41 AM

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Who Are The Deeply Disturbed Individuals In Trump’s Inner Circle?

5/22/17

12:42 PM

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What Is Trump Hiding?

12/12/16

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The Onion’s 2016 Fish Of The Year Is…This Fish

10/25/16

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The Onion Humbly Offers Up Its Offices To Imprison The Women Who Have Wrongfully Accused Donald Trump

10/12/16

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‘The Onion’ Is Withholding Our Endorsement For President Until Both Candidates Respond To Our Questionnaire

10/4/16

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‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Donald Trump’s Tax Returns And Has Chosen To Destroy Them

12/11/14

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The Onion’s Person Of The Year 2014

3/11/14

2:59 PM

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‘The Onion’ Offers Richie Incognito A 5-Year, $50 Million Contract

11/25/13

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‘The Onion’ Vows To Carry On Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program Until The Job Is Done

8/13/13

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5 Things To Know About ‘Charlie’s Angels’

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5 Things To Know About ‘The Crown’ Season 3

For Its 33rd Year, OGN Adamantly Refuses To Report On The Pinball Expo ‘Flip Out’ Tournament Or Any Pinball-Related News

‘The Onion’ Has Chosen To Publish An Anonymous Op-Ed From Two Sources Close To Trump Who Think Their Dad Is The Best President Ever

‘The Onion’ Proudly Stands With The Media As The Enemy Of The People

Cowardly Michael Cohen Chooses To Betray President, Go To Prison Rather Than Meet Face-To-Face With ‘The Onion’

In Response To Michael Cohen, ‘The Onion’ Pledges To Remove All Negative Trump Coverage In Exchange For A Direct Line To The President

‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matter Further At His Convenience

President Trump Has Enacted The ‘Theseus Protocol’: What Does That Mean For America?

‘The Onion’ Invites Republican Candidate Greg Gianforte To Physically Assault Our Entire Editorial Staff

Just Who Are The Trumps, Exactly?

Every American Should Be Extremely Unsettled By The Initiatives Trump’s Cabinet Is Pursuing

Who Are The Deeply Disturbed Individuals In Trump’s Inner Circle?

What Is Trump Hiding?

The Onion’s 2016 Fish Of The Year Is…This Fish

The Onion Humbly Offers Up Its Offices To Imprison The Women Who Have Wrongfully Accused Donald Trump

‘The Onion’ Is Withholding Our Endorsement For President Until Both Candidates Respond To Our Questionnaire

‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Donald Trump’s Tax Returns And Has Chosen To Destroy Them

The Onion’s Person Of The Year 2014

‘The Onion’ Offers Richie Incognito A 5-Year, $50 Million Contract

‘The Onion’ Vows To Carry On Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program Until The Job Is Done

‘The Onion’ Encourages Israel And Palestine Not To Give A Single, Goddamn Inch

NFL Rescinds Myles Garrett Suspension After Review Footage Clearly Shows Mason Rudolph’s Punchable Fucking Face

Full Trump Transcript Includes 37 Pages Of Confused President Mashing Fingers Against Dial Pad While Ukrainian President Tries To ...

Yovanovitch Testifies That She Was Removed To Make Way For Corrupt Back Channel But Gets If No One Cares About Anything Anymore

For Its 33rd Year, OGN Adamantly Refuses To Report On The Pinball Expo ‘Flip Out’ Tournament Or Any Pinball-Related News

‘The Onion’ Has Chosen To Publish An Anonymous Op-Ed From Two Sources Close To Trump Who Think Their Dad Is The Best President Ever

‘The Onion’ Proudly Stands With The Media As The Enemy Of The People

Cowardly Michael Cohen Chooses To Betray President, Go To Prison Rather Than Meet Face-To-Face With ‘The Onion’

In Response To Michael Cohen, ‘The Onion’ Pledges To Remove All Negative Trump Coverage In Exchange For A Direct Line To The President

‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matter Further At His Convenience

President Trump Has Enacted The ‘Theseus Protocol’: What Does That Mean For America?

‘The Onion’ Invites Republican Candidate Greg Gianforte To Physically Assault Our Entire Editorial Staff

Just Who Are The Trumps, Exactly?

Every American Should Be Extremely Unsettled By The Initiatives Trump’s Cabinet Is Pursuing

Who Are The Deeply Disturbed Individuals In Trump’s Inner Circle?

What Is Trump Hiding?

The Onion’s 2016 Fish Of The Year Is…This Fish

The Onion Humbly Offers Up Its Offices To Imprison The Women Who Have Wrongfully Accused Donald Trump

‘The Onion’ Is Withholding Our Endorsement For President Until Both Candidates Respond To Our Questionnaire

‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Donald Trump’s Tax Returns And Has Chosen To Destroy Them

The Onion’s Person Of The Year 2014

‘The Onion’ Offers Richie Incognito A 5-Year, $50 Million Contract

‘The Onion’ Vows To Carry On Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program Until The Job Is Done

‘The Onion’ Encourages Israel And Palestine Not To Give A Single, Goddamn Inch