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Sep 23News in Brief9/23/20News in Brief9/23/20New Patriotic 1776 Commission Struggling To Find Ways To Improve Upon Education System’s Existing PropagandaWASHINGTON—Frantically scouring textbooks to find sections in need of revision, members of President Donald Trump’s…
Sep 18News in Brief9/18/20News in Brief9/18/20Trump Signs Executive Order Establishing ‘1946 Commission’ To Teach How America Started At President’s BirthWASHINGTON—Telling reporters the organization would help combat decades of left-wing indoctrination about the…
Sep 11News in Brief9/11/20News in Brief9/11/20Students Without Internet Access To Attend Remotely By Peering Through Home Window Of Wealthier ClassmateCHICAGO—Assuring parents they were more than prepared for their first fully virtual semester, Chicago Public Schools…
Aug 17News in Brief8/17/20News in Brief8/17/20High School Adds Cardboard Students Between Distanced Desks To Maintain Normal Feeling Of Oversized ClassesSAVANNAH, GA—Emphasizing that the cutouts would create the illusion that learning facilities were just as cramped as…
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Apr 16American Voices4/16/20American Voices4/16/20Spring SAT Tests Cancelled Due To PandemicThe College Board announced that upcoming SAT testing has been postponed due to the coronavirus, but added that if…
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Mar 6News in Brief3/6/20News in Brief3/6/20Study Links High Standardized Test Scores To Being 45-Year-Old Man In Propeller Hat Pretending To Be Fifth-GraderNASHVILLE, TN—Providing new insights that could influence both policymakers and educators, researchers from…
Feb 21Infographic2/21/20Infographic2/21/20Pros And Cons Of Banning Peanuts In SchoolsMore schools across the U.S. are banning peanuts in response to a rise in children with peanut allergies, while…
Feb 18News in Brief2/18/20News in Brief2/18/20Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter DrillCHANCELLOR, SD—Walking carefully through each step so she would be prepared to act under pressure, armed teacher…
Feb 14News in Brief2/14/20News in Brief2/14/20Report Finds Average U.S. College Student Over $28,000 In Debt To YakuzaNEW YORK—In a report that only adds to concerns over the looming student debt bubble, the Institute For College…
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Nov 15 2019News in Brief11/15/19News in Brief11/15/19Flu Outbreak Reduces Class Sizes To Level Appropriate For LearningST. LOUIS—With student-to-teacher ratios beginning to approach a more manageable level, sources confirmed Friday…
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