The Inventory

Nation’s Math Professors Announce Plans To Continue Wearing Chinos With Running Shoes Indefinitely

New Education Program Inspires Economically Advantaged Youth To Express Themselves Through Funding The Arts

5/08/19 11:44AM

Pros And Cons Of Canceling Student Loan Debt

3/20/19 10:54AM

Scientists Discover Dangerous Link Between Book Learnin’, Back Talk

3/19/19 10:22AM

Thousands Of Students Forced To Attend Iowa State After University Sets Acceptance Rate To 140%

3/18/19 10:18AM

Report: Just Go Ahead And Tell Yourself Bribery Is The Only Reason You Didn’t Get Into Columbia

3/13/19 10:31AM

Older Cafeteria Monitor Not A Teacher Or Parent Or Anything

1/29/19 12:14PM

Chemistry Teacher Encouraging Students To Fuck Around With Bunsen Burners In Last-Ditch Effort To Prove Science Is Cool

12/03/18 2:33PM

Pros And Cons Of Teacher Tenure

11/30/18 11:03AM

Shop Class In Rich School District Just Teaches Students How To Deal With General Contractors

11/29/18 2:45PM

Pros And Cons Of Delaying School Start Time

11/28/18 1:19PM

Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life

11/15/18 12:55PM

High School History Textbook Concludes With Little Blurb About Last 40 Years

11/02/18 2:26PM

Report: Students Who Take Latin Have Better Chance Of Summoning Demon Later In Life

10/11/18 12:01PM

Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make

4th Grader Panics Upon Realizing Classmate Giving Presentation Had Exact Same Summer As He Did

9/20/18 12:00PM

Supposedly Educated Professor Has No Idea How To Get Bird Out Of Lecture Hall

Fraternity Brothers Make Note Not To Kill Pledge Whose Family Has Lake House

9/18/18 10:29AM

How Colleges Are Appealing To The Digital Native Generation

Middle School Janitor Can Already Tell He Going To Have To Befriend New Kid

9/11/18 11:44AM

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