Nov 9 2018News in Brief11/9/18News in Brief11/9/18Georgia GOP Demands Stacey Abrams Step Down As Candidate To Avoid Conflict Of InterestATLANTA—As votes continued to be counted to determine the outcome of the controversial Georgia governor’s race, the…
Nov 7 2018News in Brief11/7/18News in Brief11/7/18Beto Voter Struggling To Refocus Her Sexual Fantasies On Ted CruzAUSTIN, TX—Admitting that her attempts to fantasize about the victorious Senate candidate “just haven’t been the…
Nov 7 2018Infographic11/7/18Infographic11/7/18Key Takeaways From The 2018 MidtermsThe 2018 midterm elections resulted in the Republicans holding onto the Senate, the Democrats taking the House, a…
Nov 7 2018News in Brief11/7/18News in Brief11/7/18Bored J.B. Pritzker Brainstorming New Hobbies To Blow Money On After Winning ElectionCHICAGO—Growing restless and wandering away from the party celebrating his victory Tuesday night, a bored J.B.…
Nov 7 2018News In Photos11/7/18News In Photos11/7/18More Elderly Americans Keeping Active By Maintaining Control Of Senate
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Georgia Election Worker Assures Black Man Ballot Scanner Supposed To Sound Like ShredderLAWRENCEVILLE, GA—Insisting that the machine was operating exactly as intended, Georgia election worker Mitchell…
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Man Confused By Obscure Down-Ballot Measure About Deciding Who His Senator Should BeFORT WAYNE, IN—Growing increasingly frustrated as he attempted to cast his vote in the midterm elections despite a…
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Uber Offering Discounted Wages For Election DaySAN FRANCISCO—Encouraging voters in need of a ride to take full advantage of the company’s drivers, ride-share…
Nov 6 2018Infographic11/6/18Infographic11/6/18Pros And Cons Of Compulsory VotingOnly about 40 percent of eligible Americans vote in a typical midterm election and around 60 percent in a…
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18North Carolina Voter In Heavily Gerrymandered District Somehow Voting For Montana Senate, Mayor Of PhoenixGREENSBORO, NC—Admitting that it was difficult to keep up with all the different races, North Carolina voter Darin…
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Libertarian Candidate Worried After Latest Poll Shows Him 98 Points BehindHILLIARD, IA—Beginning to worry about his chances as he followed live Election Day media coverage, Libertarian Party…
Nov 6 2018News In Photos11/6/18News In Photos11/6/18Nevada Secretary Of State Unveils New ‘I Voted’ Pasties
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Trump Boys Proud After Mailing In Hand-Drawn Republican Ballots To North PoleWASHINGTON—Stressing the importance of participating in the democratic process as envisioned by our nation’s…
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Man Wishes There Were Some Kind Of Pre-Midterm Race Where Voters Could Select Better CandidatesWARMINSTER, PA—Claiming he simply didn’t connect with any of the people running for office this year, voter Carson…
Nov 6 2018News In Photos11/6/18News In Photos11/6/18Polling Place In Predominantly Black Neighborhood Clearly Brick Wall With Door Painted On
Nov 5 2018News in Brief11/5/18News in Brief11/5/18Nation Begs For Midterms To Be Pushed Back To Delay Start Of 2020 Presidential CampaignsWASHINGTON—Saying they just wanted a short breather before having to dive right back into national politics,…
Nov 2 2018News in Brief11/2/18News in Brief11/2/18New Trump Campaign Ad Claims That Illegal Immigrants Currently Murdering You With KnifeWASHINGTON—Drawing the ire of critics who decried the spot as “misleading” and “racially charged,” a new campaign ad…
Nov 2 2018Infographic11/2/18Infographic11/2/18Midterms 2018: Key Senate Races To WatchThere are 35 Senate seats up for reelection in the 2018 midterms, most of which are currently held by Democrats,…
Nov 1 2018News in Brief11/1/18News in Brief11/1/18Brian Kemp Campaign Energized After Seeing Early Voter Suppression NumbersATHENS, GA—Saying that the data heralded a promising outcome for election day, representatives from Brian Kemp’s…