Nov 9 2018News in Brief11/9/18News in Brief11/9/18Georgia GOP Demands Stacey Abrams Step Down As Candidate To Avoid Conflict Of Interest
Nov 7 2018News in Brief11/7/18News in Brief11/7/18Beto Voter Struggling To Refocus Her Sexual Fantasies On Ted Cruz
Nov 7 2018News in Brief11/7/18News in Brief11/7/18Bored J.B. Pritzker Brainstorming New Hobbies To Blow Money On After Winning Election
Nov 7 2018News In Photos11/7/18News In Photos11/7/18More Elderly Americans Keeping Active By Maintaining Control Of Senate
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Georgia Election Worker Assures Black Man Ballot Scanner Supposed To Sound Like Shredder
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Man Confused By Obscure Down-Ballot Measure About Deciding Who His Senator Should Be
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18North Carolina Voter In Heavily Gerrymandered District Somehow Voting For Montana Senate, Mayor Of Phoenix
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Libertarian Candidate Worried After Latest Poll Shows Him 98 Points Behind
Nov 6 2018News In Photos11/6/18News In Photos11/6/18Nevada Secretary Of State Unveils New ‘I Voted’ Pasties
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Trump Boys Proud After Mailing In Hand-Drawn Republican Ballots To North Pole
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Man Wishes There Were Some Kind Of Pre-Midterm Race Where Voters Could Select Better Candidates
Nov 6 2018News In Photos11/6/18News In Photos11/6/18Polling Place In Predominantly Black Neighborhood Clearly Brick Wall With Door Painted On
Nov 5 2018News in Brief11/5/18News in Brief11/5/18Nation Begs For Midterms To Be Pushed Back To Delay Start Of 2020 Presidential Campaigns
Nov 2 2018News in Brief11/2/18News in Brief11/2/18New Trump Campaign Ad Claims That Illegal Immigrants Currently Murdering You With Knife
Nov 1 2018News in Brief11/1/18News in Brief11/1/18Brian Kemp Campaign Energized After Seeing Early Voter Suppression Numbers
