Jan 7News in Brief1/7/21News in Brief1/7/21Democrats Declare Nation Has Given Them Clear Mandate To SquanderWASHINGTON—Declaring the American people’s message had been heard loud and clear, Democratic Party leadership…
Jan 6News In Photos1/6/21News In Photos1/6/21Republicans Condemn Mysterious Georgia ‘Vote Dumps’ That Were All Somehow Cast On January 5
Jan 4News in Brief1/4/21News in Brief1/4/21American People Guess They’ll Let Trump Stay President After Seeing How Badly He Wants ItWASHINGTON—Shrugging their shoulders as they admitted it made no difference to them either way, the American people…
Dec 11Slideshow12/11/20Slideshow12/11/20‘The Onion’ Salutes The Courageous Legislators Determined To Overturn The Will Of VotersThank you for bravely standing up to the American voters.
Dec 10Infographic12/10/20Infographic12/10/20What To Know About The Georgia Senate RunoffsOn January 5, Georgia voters will return to the polls to vote in runoff elections for both of the state’s Senate…
Dec 2News in Brief12/2/20News in Brief12/2/20Barr Announces No Widespread Election Fraud After Clicking Warning Label On Flagged Trump TweetsWASHINGTON—Breaking with the president on his “rigged election” claims, Attorney General William Barr announced…
Dec 1News in Brief12/1/20News in Brief12/1/20Trump Reduced To Filing Lawsuit To Overturn Single Ballot In Placerville, IdahoWASHINGTON—As his long-shot path to victory continued to crumble, President Donald Trump’s bid to dispute the…
Dec 1News In Photos12/1/20News In Photos12/1/20Nervous Woman Still Hasn’t Gotten Up Courage To Check Election Results
Nov 24News In Photos11/24/20News In Photos11/24/20Giuliani Wheels Straitjacket-Wearing Trump Into Courtroom In Bid To Win Election With Insanity Defense
Nov 19News in Brief11/19/20News in Brief11/19/20‘Your Honor, I’m Ready To Present,’ Says Giuliani Pulling Rotted Melon, Stray Cat Out Of Old Burlap SackWILLIAMSPORT, PA—Informing the judge that he had definitive proof of voter fraud against Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani…
Nov 18VideoOnion Info Clips11/18/20 VideoOnion Info Clips11/18/20How Trump Is Challenging The Election Results
Nov 13Infographic11/13/20Infographic11/13/20What Trump Hopes To Accomplish Before Leaving The White HouseOn January 20, 2021, Donald Trump will leave office at the end of his presidential term, coup permitting. Here’s…
Nov 13News In Photos11/13/20News In Photos11/13/20Teary-Eyed Trump Finally Accepts Election Defeat After Watching Slideshow Of Presidency Set To Vitamin C’s ‘Graduation (Friends Forever)’
Nov 11News in Brief11/11/20News in Brief11/11/20Apologetic Man Regrets Driving Wedge Into Country By VotingSAVANNAH, GA—Apologizing for the part he had played in the current political dispute that was dividing the country,…
Nov 10News in Brief11/10/20News in Brief11/10/20Brian Kemp Unveils Specially Trained Hogs That Can Root Out Voter FraudATLANTA—Responding to President Donald Trump’s refusal to accept election results, Georgia Governor Brian Kemp…
Nov 10News in Brief11/10/20News in Brief11/10/20Report: 70% Of Republicans Believe Election Hasn’t Happened YetWASHINGTON—Spurred by President Donald Trump’s own refusal to accept the results, a new report issued by the Pew…
Nov 9News In Photos11/9/20News In Photos11/9/20Trump Claims Over 70 Million Biden Votes Came From People Who Should Be Dead
Nov 9News in Brief11/9/20News in Brief11/9/20Aryan Brotherhood Reports Record Surge In Donations On Election NightSAN QUENTIN, CA—Following the announcement that Joe Biden won the U.S. Presidential Election, the Aryan Brotherhood…