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Cory Booker Tries To Relate To Rural Voters By Mangling Hand In Grain Auger

Candidate With No Chance Of Winning Nomination Settles On Goal Of Crushing Hickenlooper Campaign

Mike Gravel Can’t Believe His Polling Numbers Neck-And-Neck With Fucking Nobody Like Wayne Messam

De Blasio PAC Spends $30 Million On Ads Urging Candidate Not To Embarrass Self By Running

Jay Inslee Smashes Through Wall Of Town Hall In Solar-Powered Mech Suit To Announce Climate Change Plan

Sanders Supporters Viciously Attack Bernie Sanders After He Criticizes Mistakes Of 2016 Sanders Campaign

Weird Birthday Boy Blowing Out Candles Wishes For John Hickenlooper To Win Democratic Primary

4/25/19 12:07PM

I Will Personally Destroy The Chances Of Any 2020 Candidate Who Doesn’t Get Their Picture Taken Eating At Culver’s

Diplomatic Pete Buttigieg Quickly Changes Subject From Politics At Town Hall To Avoid Arguments

Town Hall Audience Gives Amy Klobuchar Standing Ovation As She Lifts Chris Cuomo Up By Throat

Pete Buttigieg Releases Comprehensive List Of Fun Personality Quirks To Include In Articles About Him

4/23/19 12:54PM

9-Foot-Tall Bernie Sanders Greets Supporters After Session With Posture Coach

Pete Buttigieg Stuns Campaign Crowd By Speaking To Manufacturing Robots In Fluent Binary

Majority Of Americans Voice Support For Bernie Sanders After Learning He’s A Millionaire

Biden Pulls Off Dusty Tarp Covering Old Campaign Motorcycle

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Beto O’Rourke Announces He Starting Obama Cover Campaign

2020 Presidential Candidate Pete Buttigieg Announces Bold Plan For 2,500-Mile Intercontinental Riverwalk

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