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‘I Just Want A Substantive, Issues-Oriented Democratic Debate,’ Lie Thousands Of Americans Hungry For Unhinged Trainwreck

5 Things To Know About Tulsi Gabbard

Yesterday 8:15AM

5 Things To Know About John Hickenlooper

Thursday 2:20PM

Michael Bennet Quietly Asks Aide If Polling At N/A Is Good Or Bad

Thursday 1:48PM

Trump Thanks Supporters Who Sacrificed Time, Money, Friends, Family, Morals, Religious Beliefs To Be Here Today

6/19/19 12:06PM

DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea

6/14/19 11:06AM

De Blasio Courts Iowa Voters By Winning ‘Largest Candidate’ At Polk County Fair

DNC Criticized For Overly Restrictive Debate Rules Requiring Candidates Have At Least One Policy Position

6/11/19 10:28AM

Elizabeth Warren Spends Evenings Tutoring Underperforming Candidates On Creating Comprehensive Policy

Media Urged Not To Release Names Of Any More Presidential Candidates In Effort To Prevent Copycats

6/06/19 12:28PM

Jay Inslee Recalls Decision To Run For President After 5 Teens From Across Globe Pressed Enchanted Rings Together To Call Him Into Existence

Cory Booker Tries To Relate To Rural Voters By Mangling Hand In Grain Auger

5/20/19 12:24PM

Candidate With No Chance Of Winning Nomination Settles On Goal Of Crushing Hickenlooper Campaign

Mike Gravel Can’t Believe His Polling Numbers Neck-And-Neck With Fucking Nobody Like Wayne Messam

De Blasio PAC Spends $30 Million On Ads Urging Candidate Not To Embarrass Self By Running

Jay Inslee Smashes Through Wall Of Town Hall In Solar-Powered Mech Suit To Announce Climate Change Plan

Sanders Supporters Viciously Attack Bernie Sanders After He Criticizes Mistakes Of 2016 Sanders Campaign

Weird Birthday Boy Blowing Out Candles Wishes For John Hickenlooper To Win Democratic Primary

4/25/19 12:07PM

I Will Personally Destroy The Chances Of Any 2020 Candidate Who Doesn’t Get Their Picture Taken Eating At Culver’s

Diplomatic Pete Buttigieg Quickly Changes Subject From Politics At Town Hall To Avoid Arguments

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