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Report: Doing Your Part To Stop Climate Change Now Requires Planting 30,000 New Trees, Getting 40,000 Cars Off The Road, Reviving 20 Square Miles Of Coral Reef

Last-Ditch Climate Change Report Provides Locations Of Weapons, Current Whereabouts Of Oil Executives

5 Takeaways From The U.N. Report On Global Warming

Environmentalists Warn Swedish Fish Population Being Decimated By Great Pacific Sour Patch

4/24/19 12:29PM

Shocked ‘Our Planet’ Viewers Watch As David Attenborough Enters Scene To Break Neck Of Starving Polar Bear

EPA Reveals 37% Of Water Waste Nationwide Caused By Husky Kids Doing Cannonball Into Country Club Pool

What’s In The Green New Deal

Study Finds Rising Sea Levels Result Of Expansive Colonization Effort By Dolphins

11/29/18 3:45PM

Arctic Scientists Discover Perfectly Preserved Al Gore Frozen In Glacier

10/23/18 2:15PM

‘Can Anyone Hear Me?’ Shout Terrified Climate Scientists Frantically Waving Arms As Passersby Walk Straight Through Them

10/10/18 10:32AM

Climate Scientists Confirm There’s Still Time To Blow Up The Earth

10/08/18 5:05PM

Climate Researchers Warn Only Hope For Humanity Now Lies In Possibility They Making All Of This Up

Sea Level Rise By The Numbers

Onion Social Denies Rising Global Temperatures Linked To 50,000 Coal Plants Running Round The Clock To Power Site

6/20/18 10:38AM

Experts Confirm Rainforest Ecosystem Destroyed To Make Room For Onion Social Server Farm Wasn’t That Impressive To Begin With

6/20/18 10:01AM

Scott Pruitt Claims Misappropriated EPA Funds Would Have Only Been Wasted On Dumb Shit Like Clean Water

6/06/18 10:44AM

Scott Pruitt Tosses Another PVC Tube On Campfire

Great Barrier Reef Offers Scuba Divers Chance To See Beautiful Diversity Of Ocean Death

2/28/18 10:11AM

Sighing, Resigned Climate Scientists Say To Just Enjoy Next 20 Years As Much As You Can

2/23/18 10:00AM

EPA Chief Pruitt Welcomes Delegation Of Pollution From China

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