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Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Coach’s Un-Athletic Son Going To Get Fucking Reamed After Game For Dropping Fly Ball

Wednesday 11:12AM

Cousin Really Going All-In On Retweeting Porn Stars

Wednesday 10:37AM

Mom Guesses Dressbarn Closure Means She’ll Just Have To Go Shop With All The Sluts Over At Chico’s Now

Tuesday 12:36PM

Adrenaline-Fueled Mother Lifts Heavy Child From Car

Car Ride Devoted To Explaining What Things Will Be Different About Grandma This Visit

5/10/19 11:43AM

Divorcing Parents Assure Anxious Kids That Dog Still Loves Them

Grandma Wants To Know If You’re Still Drawing

Elderly Mother At That Age Where Even Just One Fall Over Niagara Could Be Fatal

4/29/19 11:53AM

Pornstar Has Face Only Stepmother Could Love

Random Uncle’s Wife Crying A Bunch Throughout Grandma’s Funeral

Breaking: Mom Dropped Like 80 Bucks On Some Necklace With An Owl On It At The Art Fair

4/16/19 11:56AM

Child Promised He Can Go Right Back To Video Game After Giving Dying Grandfather One Last Hug

Aunt Somehow Got Married, Divorced Twice Since Last Time Nephew Saw Her

4/08/19 10:17AM

Family Members Locked In Heated Bidding War To Convince Cat To Sleep In Their Bed

Doctor Alarmed By How Little Time Family Needed To Decide To Pull Plug On Grandfather

3/26/19 10:03AM

None Of Mom’s Clothes Can Be Cleaned Using Washing Machine

3/21/19 10:11AM

Son Needs Costume, 30 Individually Wrapped Treats Tomorrow Morning For Some School Celebration

3/20/19 11:10AM

God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos

3/18/19 11:59AM

Overwhelmed New Grandparents Finally Feeling What It Like To Love A Child

3/15/19 11:30AM

Dad Wearing Some New Kind Of Headphones That Wrap Over, Under, Around Ears

3/15/19 10:43AM

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