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Hear why health officials are recommending that anyone who works with food take a good 30 to 45 minutes to soak…
Dec 18
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SAN DIEGO—Lying on the couch in his cramped, poorly lit apartment, local man Mark Borkowski was reportedly having…
Nov 23
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Nov 23
Hear why Monsanto authorities are still struggling to apprehend the tomato due to it’s unusual size and strength.
Sep 29
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YARMOUTH, MA—Expressing exasperation at the limited field of options that could properly adorn the turkey club,…
Sep 8
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DAVENPORT, IA—Noting that it would be just a gosh-darned shame to let perfectly good food go to waste, the state of…
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GRAN CHACO, BOLIVIA—Despite expressing reservations about being a caricature of his entire species, local giant…
Jul 22
WALNUT CREEK, CA—Touting their new product as “the last word in alleviating hunger,” Del Monte Foods introduced a…