CAMDEN, NJ—Touting the device’s ability to open nasal passages and fill the air with warm, red mist, Campbell’s…

NORTHBROOK, IL—Describing their new pasta as the perfect quick meal for busy weeknights, Italian food brand Bertolli…

ATLANTA—Taking advantage of the new service that saves time and undue stress, sources confirmed Monday that more…

CHICAGO—In a matter-of-fact press release addressed to “consumers who might be interested in this sort of thing,”…

SOUTH KINGSTOWN, RI—Researchers at the University of Rhode Island published a study Friday revealing that the…

CANTON, MA—Touting the beverage as the perfect drink for those frigid, gray November mornings, Dunkin’ Donuts unveiled…

CAMDEN, NJ—In a move that has left grocery store shelves empty across North America, an increasingly paranoid…

WINCHESTER, VA—Attributing her current apathy to being stuck in the wholesaler’s remote canned goods aisle, Costco…

NEW YORK—Providing insight into the process by which the company creates its wildly successful line of health-oriented…

PORTSMOUTH, NH—Calling the dish one of the tastiest she’s had in some time, 61-year-old mom Karyn Stockton continued to…

WASHINGTON—Calling the phenomenon “yummy yummy good,” the collective United States populace issued a statement…

MCKINNEY, TX—In a practice designed to prepare him for the unpredictability of life in general, systems analyst Anthony…

WASHINGTON—Smacking their plump lips in anticipation as they squealed for piles upon piles of sugary delights, the…

I’ve been a meat eater for 52 years. That’s the way my parents raised me. Chicken, pork, beef, lamb—I ate it all, never…

LOS ANGELES—Finally divulging the most sought-after of her many beauty and wellness methods, Gwyneth Paltrow revealed…