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Jul 28
GRAN CHACO, BOLIVIA—Despite expressing reservations about being a caricature of his entire species, local giant…
Jul 22
WALNUT CREEK, CA—Touting their new product as “the last word in alleviating hunger,” Del Monte Foods introduced a…
Jul 21
LANSING, MI—Confirming the man’s utter obliviousness to the root of all his problems, 44-year-old Eric Shoup…
Jul 20
BOSTON—Sighing while staring out the window at the figure standing several floors below, local man Jeff Ipser…
Jul 15
DENVER—Conceding that people can, in fact, survive indefinitely on a daily diet consisting solely of ball park…
Jul 13
BENTON HARBOR, MI—Advertised as an essential home appliance for any seafood lover, KitchenAid unveiled Monday the…
Jul 9
Jul 3
TUCSON, AZ—Stressing that group dining could be a great way to bring together their disparate social groups and…
Jul 2
DENVER—Expressing skepticism regarding Sarah Hastings’ holier-than-thou proclamations of support for animal rights…
Jun 30
Blogs for recipes have exploded in popularity over the past several years, with everyone from professional chefs to…
Jun 29
Jun 10
BOSTON—Scrounging together any fresh ingredients he could find, local man Marcus Barrow confirmed Wednesday that the…
May 26
Two pounds of ground beef from the back of the freezer: Or is it flank steak? It’ll be fine once it’s defrosted.
May 21
ABERDEEN, MS—Expressing feelings of insecurity over her appearance, an organic raspberry revealed Thursday that she…
May 20
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May 13
LOS ANGELES—Insinuating that there exists a social ladder upon which people who prepare gourmet desserts for a…
May 12
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