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YARMOUTH, MA—Expressing exasperation at the limited field of options that could properly adorn the turkey club,…
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DAVENPORT, IA—Noting that it would be just a gosh-darned shame to let perfectly good food go to waste, the state of…
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GRAN CHACO, BOLIVIA—Despite expressing reservations about being a caricature of his entire species, local giant…
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WALNUT CREEK, CA—Touting their new product as “the last word in alleviating hunger,” Del Monte Foods introduced a…
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LANSING, MI—Confirming the man’s utter obliviousness to the root of all his problems, 44-year-old Eric Shoup…
Jul 20
BOSTON—Sighing while staring out the window at the figure standing several floors below, local man Jeff Ipser…
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DENVER—Conceding that people can, in fact, survive indefinitely on a daily diet consisting solely of ball park…
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BENTON HARBOR, MI—Advertised as an essential home appliance for any seafood lover, KitchenAid unveiled Monday the…
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TUCSON, AZ—Stressing that group dining could be a great way to bring together their disparate social groups and…
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DENVER—Expressing skepticism regarding Sarah Hastings’ holier-than-thou proclamations of support for animal rights…