Jan 14
Grim, determined, and emotionally unavailable to even their closest friends and family, great NFL coaches have…
Jan 13
WARREN, OH—Pacing around his living room continuously and nervously downing pretzels, local Browns fan Max Symanski…
Dec 16
CLEVELAND—Chastising his biggest client’s immaturity and lack of concern for professional obligations, Baker…
Nov 13
FLORHAM PARK, NJ—Decrying the blatant lifting of audio files for in-stadium noise during quarantine, the New York…
Nov 12
LOS ANGELES—Finally completing a long-sought move to ensure a winning future for the organization, the Los Angeles…
Oct 25
PARADISE, NV—Holding their breath as he threw firecracker after firecracker at the Gatorade jug, members of the…
Oct 8
CHICAGO—Strapping his head in after struggling with tightness and dissociation on the last drive, Tampa Bay…
Sep 24
With a rash of injuries to fantasy stars like Saquon Barkley and Christian McCaffrey, NFL Week 3 is going to be an…
Sep 17
Gary Borkowski, Onion Sports resident fantasy football expert and former NFL concessions worker, shares surefire…
Aug 13
With the Big Ten and Pac-12 voting to delay their seasons this week, the debate has been raging over the relative…
Aug 12
INDIANAPOLIS, IN—Responding to a wave of canceled checks after news broke of a potential shutdown, NCAA officials…
Mar 26
TAMPA BAY—Skeptically looking down at the red jersey laying on the floor beside empty bottles of probiotics, a…
Mar 18
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INDIANAPOLIS—Stunning scouts as he effortlessly cleared out years’ worth of troubling posts while barely breaking a…
Feb 5
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MIAMI—Crediting general manager Ryan Pace for playing an instrumental role in advancing his career, Super Bowl…
Feb 2
