The Inventory

Friends Place Memorial On Section Of Six Flags Roller Coaster Track Where Guest Died

Friend Has Some Jerky In Clear, Unlabeled Bag For You To Try

4/16/19 11:03AM

Neighbor Oblivious To Fact She Being Groomed For Cat-Sitting

National Friends Alliance Vigorously Defends Right To Have Great Time Palling Around With Buddies

3/26/19 10:43AM

Doctor Asks Patient If He Would Mind Having Medical Student, Some Of His Poker Buddies In Room For Exam

2/28/19 10:20AM

Man Starting To Think Only Reason People Hanging Out With Him Because They All On Same Jury

Mom Decides Enough Time Has Passed To Lose Touch With Paramedic Who Saved Son’s Life

2/26/19 10:00AM

‘What A Crew!’ Comments Man On Instagram Photo Of Fucking Backstabbing Traitors Who Couldn’t Be Bothered To Invite Him To Margarita Night

2/07/19 10:00AM

Man Watches Helplessly As White Elephant Exchange Completely Devolves Into Friends Just Chatting And Having Nice Time

12/21/18 11:17AM

Mental Health Experts Say Friends Giving Away Possessions Could Be Warning Sign They Planning On Moving

12/20/18 2:59PM

Tips For Ending A Friendship

11/09/18 11:41AM

Wildest Friend Called Up From Bench To Help Woman Get Over Breakup

10/25/18 3:06PM

College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon

9/21/18 10:37AM

Man Going To Restroom Deputizes Friend To Order Him Another Beer

9/12/18 11:12AM

Surgeon Pretty Bummed About Losing Patient, But It Not Like They Were Good Friends Or Anything

It Pretty Obvious What Friend Will Look Like Old

8/08/18 12:48PM

Woman Informs Husband That He Made New Friend

Talkative Motherfucker Not So Extroverted Now That Friend Got Off Train

6/04/18 11:45AM

Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic

5/29/18 12:16PM

Friend Insists You Just Have To Climb Ladder, Hop Gap, Scale Wall To See The View From Apartment’s Roof

5/24/18 12:47PM

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