Oct 20The Topical10/20/20The Topical10/20/20Report: Friends Don’t Really Think Of You As Part Of GroupHear why the people you thought you were closest with actually don’t feel similarly at all.
Sep 25News in Brief9/25/20News in Brief9/25/20‘I Can’t Wait For Things To Get Back To Normal,’ Says Woman Spending Friday Night Dining With Friends In Crowded Indoor RestaurantALEXANDRIA, VA—Feeling overtaxed from all the ways the Covid-19 pandemic had impacted her life, local 34-year-old…
Sep 2News in Brief9/2/20News in Brief9/2/20Friend Who Introduced Couple Not So High And Mighty Now That They’re Getting DivorcedHINSDALE, IL—Despite years of bragging about her matchmaking skills, Kelly Peerman, the friend who introduced local…
Aug 13News In Photos8/13/20News In Photos8/13/20Nuanced Political Opinion Whispered To Trusted Friend
Jul 3News in Brief7/3/20News in Brief7/3/20‘Yeah, We Could Invite Friends Over And Call It A Supper Club!’ Says Couple Unknowingly Brainstorming End Of Own RelationshipTUCSON, AZ—Stressing that group dining could be a great way to bring together their disparate social groups and…
Mar 19News in Brief3/19/20News in Brief3/19/20Defiant 123-Year-Old Not Going To Let Coronavirus Stop Him From Hanging Out With FriendsBALTIMORE—Stressing that the pandemic represented nothing more than mass hysteria dreamed up in the newspapers,…
Mar 2News in Brief3/2/20News in Brief3/2/20Man Commits To Being Overly Nice For Next 45 Minutes To Friend He Just Snapped AtCHICAGO—Realizing that dramatic overcompensation was the best way to lift the tension, claims adjuster Ben Carroll…
Feb 21News in Brief2/21/20News in Brief2/21/20Passengers Aboard Coronavirus Cruise Ship Refusing To Leave After Forming Unlikely Friendships With Each Other That Transcend Nations, LanguagesYOKOHAMA, JAPAN—Linking arms together and digging their feet heels triumphantly into the ground, hundreds of…
Jan 24 2020News In Photos1/24/20News In Photos1/24/20Acquaintances At Happy Hour Break Into Cold Sweat As Mutual Friend Announces She Going To Bathroom
Jan 8 2020News in Brief1/8/20News in Brief1/8/20Couple No Fun Anymore After Having Kids DieFAYETTEVILLE, AR—After the pair turned down a social gathering for the third time that month, close friends of Dawn…
Dec 17 2019News in Brief12/17/19News in Brief12/17/19All Of Area Man’s Positive Qualities Stolen From Past FriendsDALLAS, CO—Revealing that not a single favorable attribute had emerged organically from his own personality, all of…
Oct 14 2019News in Brief10/14/19News in Brief10/14/19Report: You May Not Remember Mom’s Friend, But Mom’s Friend Sure Remembers YouNASHVILLE, TN—In a new report that reveals she has really enjoyed seeing pictures of you growing up over the years,…
Sep 17 2019News in Brief9/17/19News in Brief9/17/19Woman Reminds Friend She Will Always Be Only A Phone Call, Uninterrupted 45-Minute Monologue About Guy She’s Seeing AwaySEATTLE—Emphasizing the importance of providing comfort and support, social media manager Gillian Dearborne assured…
Sep 16 2019News in Brief9/16/19News in Brief9/16/19Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As FriendshipNASHUA, NH—Saying he had wholly misread his office mate’s mild, occasional interest in talking to him, sources…
Aug 21 2019News in Brief8/21/19News in Brief8/21/19Man Not Sure If Friend’s House The Type Where He Supposed To Take Off Clothes Before EnteringMONTCLAIR, NJ—Emphasizing that the last thing he wanted to do was offend someone in their own home, local man Tyler…
Aug 12 2019News in Brief8/12/19News in Brief8/12/19Man Worried He Has Nothing In Common With Friend Group Apart From Murder They Covered Up 10 Years AgoAMARILLO, TX—Expressing concerns that he and those who were once closest to him had become emotionally distant over…
Jun 4 2019News in Brief6/4/19News in Brief6/4/19Tired But Changed-For-The-Better Friends Meet At Bar To Discuss Their Thematically Linked DaysSAN FRANCISCO—Wearily recounting what, at first, seemed to be unrelated stories, a group of tired friends who had…
Jun 3 2019VideoOnion Info Clips6/3/19 VideoOnion Info Clips6/3/19Tips For Reconnecting With Old Friends
May 17 2019News in Brief5/17/19News in Brief5/17/19Friends Place Memorial On Section Of Six Flags Roller Coaster Track Where Guest DiedVALENCIA, CA—Solemnly braving the 230-foot heights of the steel roller coaster while carrying bouquets of flowers,…
Apr 16 2019News In Photos4/16/19News In Photos4/16/19Friend Has Some Jerky In Clear, Unlabeled Bag For You To Try