Nation’s Sexual Degenerates Impatient For Gay Marriage Slippery Slope To Kick In
WASHINGTON—Assuming they’d be stripping away the moral fabric of society almost immediately after the Supreme Court’s…
Pentagon Announces Plan To Cover Cost Of Hormone Treatment For Servicemembers Doubling Down On Biological Sex
WASHINGTON—Saying the government was committed to helping military personnel reinforce their existing outward identity,…
Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now
NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to…
Trump Administration Worried President Burning Through Minority Scapegoats At Unsustainable Rate
WASHINGTON—Citing today’s announcement that transgender individuals would be banned from serving in any capacity in the…
Father Showing Kids ‘Field Of Dreams’ For First Time Unaware Kevin Costner Sparking Son’s Sexual Awakening
WILKES-BARRE, PA—Oblivious to the intense feelings of arousal coursing through the pre-adolescent’s body, local man…
New Religious Freedom Bill Gives Small Business Owners Right To Annul Any Gay Marriage
JEFFERSON CITY, MO—Saying the legislation would restore and protect religious freedoms that had been endangered in…
Who Is Kim Davis?
Rowan County, KY clerk Kim Davis returned to work Monday after being jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to…
The Gay Rights Movement In America: A Timeline
The Supreme Court ruled in a 5-4 decision Friday that bans on gay marriage are unconstitutional, concluding decades of…
Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Most Buck-Wild Pride Parade Nation’s Ever Seen
WASHINGTON—Following decades of debate over the constitutional right to same-sex marriage, the U.S. Supreme Court today…
Report: Only 47,000 Social Justice Milestones To Go Before U.S. Achieves Full Equality
WASHINGTON—Following the Supreme Court’s landmark decision making same-sex marriage legal nationwide, sources confirmed…
Nation’s Homophobic Bigots Pack It In
‘Rules Are Rules,’ Say Those With Deeply Ingrained Prejudices
Child Unaware Just How Many Of His Toys Intended To Steer Him Away From Homosexuality
HUDSON, WI—Making engine noises with his mouth as he guided a model bulldozer toward a Hot Wheels racetrack play set,…
Nation On Edge As Court Votes Whether To Legalize Gay Marriage Now Or In A Few Years
WASHINGTON—Anxiously anticipating the Supreme Court’s decision on the issue, the nation was reportedly on edge…
Walmart Vows To Defend Whichever Gays Buy Their Cheap Shit
BENTONVILLE, AR—Despite Governor Asa Hutchinson’s refusal to sign a controversial religious freedom bill that seemed to…
Gay Marriage State By State
The Supreme Court ruled this week that gay couples in Alabama will be allowed to marry in the months leading up to its…
Gay Alabama Couple Always Dreamed Of Getting Married Surrounded By Hostility
MOBILE, AL—Saying the memories they made today would last the rest of their lives, gay couple Jeremy Newell and Aaron…
Nation’s Gay Straw Men March On Washington For Right To Marry Animals
WASHINGTON—In an effort to advance what they have repeatedly stated is the key element of their agenda, the nation’s…
Gay Man Unaware He Focus Of Thousands Of Prayers
SANTA ROSA, CA—Oblivious to the fact that he was being held in the hearts of Christian congregations across the…