Report: More Americans Willing To Accept Female Wonder Woman
LOS ANGELES—Signaling a dramatic shift in public opinion, a new report released Monday by the Entertainment Research…
Nation’s Schools To Ensure Bullied Transgender Students Hide In Stalls Of Bathrooms Corresponding To Biological Sex
WASHINGTON—Reversing federal guidelines to public schools issued by the Obama administration, Attorney General Jeff…
Area Man Considers Self Ally To Women Unless They Threaten His Status In Literally Any Way
PHILADELPHIA—Calling himself a “staunch supporter” of issues ranging from equal pay to reproductive rights, area man…
Vessel For Male Sexual Gratification Very Sad Today
NEW HAVEN, CT—Noting its slumping posture, slack expression, and overall downcast appearance, sources confirmed…
Area Man A Staunch Single-Gender Voter
JOHNSTOWN, PA—Saying it was the only factor he considered when deciding who to cast his ballot for, local man William…
Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being
WASHINGTON—Saying it’s nice sometimes to let their imaginations run wild, the nation’s female voters told reporters…
Company Encourages Women Who Have Been Sexually Harassed To Come Forward With Resignation Letter
SACRAMENTO, CA—In an effort to address a hostile work environment, executives at Western Sun Media Consulting…
A Primer On Everyday Sexism
Though opportunities for women have increased considerably over the past century, insidious everyday sexism continues…
A Timeline Of The Feminist Movement
Seeking equal representation of women in all facets of society, the feminist movement has found a prominent place in…
Man Entirely Different Misogynist Online Than In Real Life
CHATTANOOGA, TN—Explaining how his subtle belittlement and disrespect for women in face-to-face interactions had little…
What You Need To Know About The Women’s Soccer Equal Pay Controversy
Members of the U.S. women’s national soccer team recently filed a formal complaint accusing the U.S. Soccer Federation…
Pathetic Excuse For Man Paid Same Wage As Female Counterpart
LAFAYETTE, LA—Calling the situation pitiful and completely embarrassing, sources confirmed Friday that pathetic excuse…
Study Finds Girls Outperforming Future Employers In School
NASHVILLE, TN—The results of a comprehensive multiyear study charting the educational achievement of children…
Women In Hollywood Perfectly Okay They Not Represented Behind The Scenes Of ‘The Blacklist’
LOS ANGELES—While acknowledging concerns that men vastly outnumber women in key creative positions in Hollywood, a…
Nation Satisfied As Selena Gomez Completes Transition Into Sexualized Plaything
‘Good—It Is Done,’ Say Americans
Girl Finally Speaking Up Enough For People To Critique Her Speaking Voice
TOPEKA, KS—Having finally built up the courage to raise her hand and voice her opinions in front of her peers and…
Screen Actors Guild Develops Retraining Program For 30-Year-Old Actresses Aging Out Of Workforce
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to help open new doors for the many women struggling to readjust to life after performing,…
Man Hates It When Other Guys Treat His Girlfriend With Respect
COLUMBUS, OH—Calling it a “major problem” that happens far too often, local man Tyler Harris, 26, told reporters…
GOP Promotes Carly Fiorina To Male Candidate After Strong Debate Showing
WASHINGTON—Saying she had proven herself to be a formidable contender worthy of respect, GOP leaders announced Thursday…