Dec 3News12/3/20News12/3/20The Con Pays Off: After Years Of Feigning Interest, George R.R. Martin Has Bolted From The ‘Elden Ring’ Offices With All The Topless Elf Concept Art His Arms Can CarrySometimes playing the long game can really pay off, gamers, and we’re really seeing it this week as one fantasy…
Dec 10 2018News in Brief12/10/18News in Brief12/10/18‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans Now Just Hoping George R.R. Martin Dies Soon So Estate Can Release Whatever He’s Already WrittenCHICAGO—Stressing that a posthumous release was still better than no release at all, Game Of Thrones fans nationwide…
Aug 27 2018News in Brief8/27/18News in Brief8/27/18New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Teaser Shows Cackling, Power-Mad George R.R. Martin Burning Completed ‘Winds Of Winter’ ManuscriptLOS ANGELES—Shedding light on the much-rumored events of the upcoming eighth and final season, a newly released…
May 17 2018News in Brief5/17/18News in Brief5/17/18George R.R. Martin Promises Fans ‘The Winds Of Winter’ Is Nearly StartedSANTA FE, NM—Stoking readers’ anticipation about the long-awaited Game Of Thrones sequel, best-selling author George…
Nov 20 2017News in Brief11/20/17News in Brief11/20/17George R.R. Martin Announces Next Book To Feature Pixies, DraculaSANTA FE, NM—Explaining that the new novel would be a radical departure from his previous work, best-selling author…
Jun 10 2013News in Brief6/10/13News in Brief6/10/13George R. R. Martin Kills Off Whole FamilySANTA FE, NM—In yet another stunning twist that has reportedly shocked fans and law enforcement officials alike,…
Jun 3 2013Commentary6/3/13Commentary6/3/13Oh Shit, I Totally Forgot That Happens!As the author of the popular Song Of Ice And Fire series of fantasy novels, it has been a pleasure and a joy to…
Jan 4 2012News in Brief1/4/12News in Brief1/4/12'These Last Two Are Gonna Be Real Turds,' George R.R. Martin Assures FansSANTA FE, NM—In the wake of last year’s highly successful publication of the fifth installment in his A Song Of Ice…