‘No, Take Jeb Instead,’ Screams George W. Bush While Shoving Brother Into Father’s Grave
COLLEGE STATION, TX—Having evidently entered the “bargaining” phase of grief in the wake of George H.W. Bush’s death,…
George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere
President Bush has a new hobby — painting! — and he’s showing off some new watercolors of the undead Iraqi boy who…
George W. Bush Having Trouble Finding Decent Cocaine Since Leaving White House
CRAWFORD, TX—Citing his dramatically reduced level of influence and his separation from old acquaintances in…
Features Of George W. Bush Presidential Library
The technologically advanced and highly interactive George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum will open to the…
History Licking Its Chops To Judge George W. Bush
'Let Me At That Fucker,' Says Branch Of Knowledge
George W. Bush Forgets To Mention 9/11 In Memoir
WASHINGTON—While his new book details tense relationships within his administration and admits mistakes were made in…
Bush Still Working On Manned Mission To Mars Quietly In Spare Time
DALLAS—Speaking from his home in Dallas, former president George W. Bush told reporters Tuesday that when he's not busy…
Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial
UNDISCLOSED—On a remote patch of Kansas prairie believed to fall outside the range of U.N. spy satellites, construction…
George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade
DALLAS—While sitting alone on the porch of his home late Monday afternoon, George W. Bush, 63, chuckled upon suddenly…
Ex-DHS Chief Asserts Terror Alerts Gamed Election
In his new book, former head of the Department of Homeland Security Tom Ridge says that the Bush administration…
Cheney To Slam Bush In New Book
In his forthcoming memoirs, former vice president Dick Cheney will reportedly air grievances he had with his onetime…
Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep
WASHINGTON—George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States of America, passed away painlessly in his sleep Monday…
Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain
WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed to the floor of the Oval Office during a meeting with advisers when spiderlings…
Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk
WASHINGTON—In preparation for the traditional task of welcoming his successor to the Oval Office, outgoing president…
Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush
CAMP DAVID, MD—The Federal Aviation Administration said engine failure was to blame for a pilot losing control of a…
America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term
WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time…