CHICAGO—Staring wide-eyed at the table full of unopened presents being largely ignored by guests, local man Rick Joseph…

HAVERHILL, MA—Doing his best to mask his disappointment that the package didn’t contain the cable-knit cashmere sweater…

SANTA CLARITA, CA—Intently scanning the aisles for something that might convince the children they were okay guys after…

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​CHICAGO—Noting that your sibling always mentions that she really likes hers and uses it all the time, your mother…

LEXINGTON, MA—Conjuring the item into existence along with several sheets of perfectly coordinated tissue paper, local…

FOX CHAPEL, PA—Asserting that the gesture would mean a lot more coming from all of them, local unemployed man Jeff…