The Inventory

U.S. Fish And Wildlife Service Reintroduces Straw Hat-Wearing Boys To Old Fishin’ Holes

Trump Dismisses Concerns Over White House Chaos After Pack Of Feral Dogs Takes Over 4th West Wing Room

5/02/19 10:39AM

Big Tech Companies With Government Contracts

How FEMA Responds To Disasters

House Votes Against Trump’s National Emergency On Grounds That Only Congress Allowed To Misappropriate Funds

2/28/19 12:11PM

Chinese Man Worried You Can’t Have Respectful Debate About How Amazing Government Is Anymore

2/15/19 11:24AM

Pentagon Allocates $600,000 For Actual Gun Used In ‘Scarface’

2/11/19 10:22AM

USDA Just Doing Quick Smell Tests To Inspect All The Backlogged Meat That Piled Up During Shutdown

340 Million Social Security Numbers Obtained By Federal Government In Massive Personal Data Breach

1/28/19 12:27PM

Poll Finds 100% Of Americans Blame Shutdown Entirely On Colorado Representative Scott Tipton

Presumptuous Congressional Freshman Thinks She Can Just Come In And Represent Constituents

1/17/19 12:04PM

Government Shutdowns By The Numbers

1/15/19 10:21AM

Furloughed Federal Employee Starts Online Search For New Government

1/14/19 12:12PM

Ryan Zinke Apologizes For Misuse Of Government Funds By Sending Ethics Committee $160,000 Vase

12/17/18 3:24PM

Department Of Interior To Control Rising Mole Population By Releasing Mallets Into National Parks

12/14/18 11:39AM

Authoritarian Secretary Of Transportation Declares She Has Ultimate Right Of Way In Every Traffic Scenario

12/11/18 11:05AM

Senate Bill To End U.S. Role In Yemen War Rejected By House Raytheon Executives

11/29/18 12:47PM

Open-Ended New Bill Criminalizes Whatever Black People Up To Right Now

11/20/18 1:15PM

Nancy Pelosi Planning To Reenergize House By Injecting Self With Blood Of Young Representatives

11/14/18 1:00PM

Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya

11/13/18 12:01PM

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