Mar 11News in Brief3/11/20News in Brief3/11/20‘I Can’t Wait To Dress Up As The Coronavirus For Halloween,’ Says Man Who Will Be Dead By May
Oct 31News In Photos10/31/19News In Photos10/31/19Real-Life Van Helsing Runs Over Kid In Vampire Costume
Oct 31News in Brief10/31/19News in Brief10/31/19Man Asks Every Trick-Or-Treater If They’re The Real Dracula Just In Case
Oct 31News In Photos10/31/19News In Photos10/31/19Woman Passing Out Candy Unsure Whether To Give Some To Teen Mom Too
Oct 31Commentary10/31/19Commentary10/31/19It’s Long Past Time For Jack-O’-Lanterns To Decide Once And For All If They Are On The Side Of Humans Or The Side Of Demons
Oct 23News in Brief10/23/19News in Brief10/23/19Nation’s Moms Get Started On Their Sorta-Funky Witch Costumes
Oct 18News in Brief10/18/19News in Brief10/18/19Halloween Pop-Up Store Has Pick Of Every Storefront In Rust Belt Town
Apr 2 2019News in Brief4/2/19News in Brief4/2/19Scientists Announce Discovery Of Dry Ice On Mars Means Planet May One Day Be Suitable For Halloween Party
Oct 31 2018News in Brief10/31/18News in Brief10/31/18Paramedics Didn’t Realize How Hard It Would Be To Cut Drunk Woman Out Of Elmo Costume
Oct 31 2018News in Brief10/31/18News in Brief10/31/18Woman Sick Of Being Stuck In Back Half Of Velma Costume Entire Halloween Party
Oct 31 2018VideoOnion Film Standard10/31/18 VideoOnion Film Standard10/31/18The Onion Looks Back At ‘Psycho’
Oct 31 2018News In Photos10/31/18News In Photos10/31/18Toddler Shits Her Way Through 3rd Halloween Costume Of Night
Oct 31 2018VideoOnion Film Standard10/31/18 VideoOnion Film Standard10/31/18The Onion Looks Back At ‘Rosemary’s Baby’
Oct 31 2018News in Brief10/31/18News in Brief10/31/18‘It’s Just A Costume, It’s Just A Costume,’ Man Nervously Assures Himself As Giant Hot Dog Starts Walking Toward Him
Oct 31 2018News10/31/18News10/31/18‘Take This Grape For It Is The Witch’s Eye, Take This Spaghetti For It Is The Witch’s Brain,’ Says Pope Francis During Halloween-Themed Communion
Oct 31 2018News in Brief10/31/18News in Brief10/31/18Man Exhausted After Having To Explain Halloween Costume For Umpteenth Time
Oct 30 2018VideoOnion Film Standard10/30/18 VideoOnion Film Standard10/30/18The Onion Looks Back At ‘Saw’
