It Wuz Always 'Bout Tha Numbahs
Sleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways / Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here.
A Motivation Seminizar
Tha Nite Rida cruised like a muhfukkin' barracuda into tha Midstate parkin' lot an' wit' typical mad stealth executed a…
A Day Off? Sheeit
'Sup, G's. Check it out: Debbilyn Sundquist, tha Midstate human-resources secretary, e-mailed me.
Sob Sistah
Interoffice Memorandum
To: Midstate Staff
From: Herbert Kornfeld
Accountz Reeceevable Supervisa
May 26, 2004
Enter Tha Office
Check it out, G's: Lotta shit in this column ain't foe tha eyes a' amateurs. If you a pussy, you best skip ovah this…
Daddy H. Day Care
Yo, this is foe tha day-care peeps who tend to mah shortie, Baby Prince H Tha Stone Col' Dopest Biz-ook-kizeepin'…
Yo, Don't Judge
Y'all may not realize this, but tha Accountz Reeceevin' bruthahood be forced to live in two worlds: tha supafly world…
Keepin' It Real In Tha Midstate Crib
Very first time I wrote this column, it wuz to inform all y'all nonbelievaz out there that tha H-Dog wuz a BAD ASS who…
Offin' Office Max
Yo, this is a message foe all y'all wack muthafuckas at Office Depot: Step tha FUCK OFF, lest y'all wanna brawl wit'…
Take This Job And Love It
Yo, yo, yo, H-Dog is back in tha house, all-new an' luvvin' tha boos in tha '02, know what I'm sayin'? First off, big…
True A.R. Bruthas Don't Take No Layba Day Off
Ay yo, wassup, Gs? If y'all aksed me what paradise wuz to tha H-Dog, I'd say it be three things: customas payin' they…
Guard Yo' Grill Against Them Computa Bitchez
Yo, whassup, Gs? H-Dog in tha house. Do all y'all recall, back in tha day, tha beef between tha Accountz Reeceevable…
A Homey In Need
All y'all disciples of tha H-Dog know that The Man always be tryin' to playa-hate on tha Accountz Reeceevable…
H-Dog Jr.
Yo, check it out, Gs: Last week, that freaky ho Judy from tha wack-ass Accountz Payabo krew steps to mah fly cubicle,…
What Y'all Heard About Tha CPA Convention Be LIES
Yo, peep this: I know all y'all wanna hear about tha mad bugged-out shit that went down at tha annual Monroe County CPA…
Cash-Room Bitch Be Havin' My Shortie
Heads up, y'all: Tha H-Dog's wildin' days be OVA. Now, I still be keepin' it real as tha Accountz Reeceevable Supervisa…
Time Foe Tha H-Dog To Give Props
Yo, peep this: I wanna take this opportunity to give a shout-out to all tha homies who got tha H-Dog's back in his…
I Gots To Represent At Tha Muthafuckin' Company Picnic
Yo, I must be gettin' soft or somethin', 'cause last weekend, I be chillin' at tha Midstate Office Supply company…
Tha Autobiography Of Herbert K
What tha dilly yo, mah homies? Tha H-Dog be keepin' it real at Midstate Office Supply, still kickin' it hardcore as tha…