Apr 25 2007Commentary4/25/07Commentary4/25/07It Wuz Always 'Bout Tha NumbahsSleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways / Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here.
Apr 27 2005Commentary4/27/05Commentary4/27/05A Motivation SeminizarTha Nite Rida cruised like a muhfukkin' barracuda into tha Midstate parkin' lot an' wit' typical mad stealth…
Oct 20 2004Commentary10/20/04Commentary10/20/04A Day Off? Sheeit'Sup, G's. Check it out: Debbilyn Sundquist, tha Midstate human-resources secretary, e-mailed me.
May 26 2004Commentary5/26/04Commentary5/26/04Sob SistahInteroffice Memorandum To: Midstate Staff From: Herbert Kornfeld Accountz Reeceevable Supervisa May 26, 2004
Jan 28 2004Commentary1/28/04Commentary1/28/04Enter Tha OfficeCheck it out, G's: Lotta shit in this column ain't foe tha eyes a' amateurs. If you a pussy, you best skip ovah this…
Sep 10 2003Commentary9/10/03Commentary9/10/03Daddy H. Day CareYo, this is foe tha day-care peeps who tend to mah shortie, Baby Prince H Tha Stone Col' Dopest Biz-ook-kizeepin'…
May 21 2003Commentary5/21/03Commentary5/21/03Yo, Don't JudgeY'all may not realize this, but tha Accountz Reeceevin' bruthahood be forced to live in two worlds: tha supafly…
Jan 15 2003Commentary1/15/03Commentary1/15/03Joinin' Tha Notary ClubGovernor Glenda P. Ten EyckState Capitol Building
Sep 18 2002Commentary9/18/02Commentary9/18/02Keepin' It Real In Tha Midstate CribVery first time I wrote this column, it wuz to inform all y'all nonbelievaz out there that tha H-Dog wuz a BAD ASS…
May 22 2002Commentary5/22/02Commentary5/22/02Offin' Office MaxYo, this is a message foe all y'all wack muthafuckas at Office Depot: Step tha FUCK OFF, lest y'all wanna brawl wit'…
Jan 30 2002Commentary1/30/02Commentary1/30/02Take This Job And Love ItYo, yo, yo, H-Dog is back in tha house, all-new an' luvvin' tha boos in tha '02, know what I'm sayin'? First off,…
Sep 12 2001Commentary9/12/01Commentary9/12/01True A.R. Bruthas Don't Take No Layba Day OffAy yo, wassup, Gs? If y'all aksed me what paradise wuz to tha H-Dog, I'd say it be three things: customas payin'…
Jun 6 2001Commentary6/6/01Commentary6/6/01Guard Yo' Grill Against Them Computa BitchezYo, whassup, Gs? H-Dog in tha house. Do all y'all recall, back in tha day, tha beef between tha Accountz Reeceevable…
Feb 28 2001Commentary2/28/01Commentary2/28/01A Homey In NeedAll y'all disciples of tha H-Dog know that The Man always be tryin' to playa-hate on tha Accountz Reeceevable…
Dec 6 2000Commentary12/6/00Commentary12/6/00H-Dog Jr.Yo, check it out, Gs: Last week, that freaky ho Judy from tha wack-ass Accountz Payabo krew steps to mah fly…
Jul 26 2000Commentary7/26/00Commentary7/26/00What Y'all Heard About Tha CPA Convention Be LIESYo, peep this: I know all y'all wanna hear about tha mad bugged-out shit that went down at tha annual Monroe County…
Mar 15 2000Commentary3/15/00Commentary3/15/00Cash-Room Bitch Be Havin' My ShortieHeads up, y'all: Tha H-Dog's wildin' days be OVA. Now, I still be keepin' it real as tha Accountz Reeceevable…
Nov 10 1999Commentary11/10/99Commentary11/10/99Time Foe Tha H-Dog To Give Props Yo, peep this: I wanna take this opportunity to give a shout-out to all tha homies who got tha H-Dog's back in his…
May 12 1999Commentary5/12/99Commentary5/12/99Tha Autobiography Of Herbert KWhat tha dilly yo, mah homies? Tha H-Dog be keepin' it real at Midstate Office Supply, still kickin' it hardcore as…