OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryIt Wuz Always 'Bout Tha NumbahsSleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways / Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here. PublishedApril 25, 2007
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryA Motivation SeminizarTha Nite Rida cruised like a muhfukkin' barracuda into tha Midstate parkin' lot an' wit' typical mad stealth…PublishedApril 27, 2005
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryA Day Off? Sheeit'Sup, G's. Check it out: Debbilyn Sundquist, tha Midstate human-resources secretary, e-mailed me. PublishedOctober 20, 2004
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentarySob SistahInteroffice Memorandum To: Midstate Staff From: Herbert Kornfeld Accountz Reeceevable Supervisa May 26, 2004 PublishedMay 26, 2004
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryEnter Tha OfficeCheck it out, G's: Lotta shit in this column ain't foe tha eyes a' amateurs. If you a pussy, you best skip ovah this…PublishedJanuary 28, 2004
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryDaddy H. Day CareYo, this is foe tha day-care peeps who tend to mah shortie, Baby Prince H Tha Stone Col' Dopest Biz-ook-kizeepin'…PublishedSeptember 10, 2003
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryYo, Don't JudgeY'all may not realize this, but tha Accountz Reeceevin' bruthahood be forced to live in two worlds: tha supafly…PublishedMay 21, 2003
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryJoinin' Tha Notary ClubGovernor Glenda P. Ten EyckState Capitol BuildingPublishedJanuary 15, 2003
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryKeepin' It Real In Tha Midstate CribVery first time I wrote this column, it wuz to inform all y'all nonbelievaz out there that tha H-Dog wuz a BAD ASS…PublishedSeptember 18, 2002
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryOffin' Office MaxYo, this is a message foe all y'all wack muthafuckas at Office Depot: Step tha FUCK OFF, lest y'all wanna brawl wit'…PublishedMay 22, 2002
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryTake This Job And Love ItYo, yo, yo, H-Dog is back in tha house, all-new an' luvvin' tha boos in tha '02, know what I'm sayin'? First off,…PublishedJanuary 30, 2002
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryTrue A.R. Bruthas Don't Take No Layba Day OffAy yo, wassup, Gs? If y'all aksed me what paradise wuz to tha H-Dog, I'd say it be three things: customas payin'…PublishedSeptember 12, 2001
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryGuard Yo' Grill Against Them Computa BitchezYo, whassup, Gs? H-Dog in tha house. Do all y'all recall, back in tha day, tha beef between tha Accountz Reeceevable…PublishedJune 6, 2001
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryA Homey In NeedAll y'all disciples of tha H-Dog know that The Man always be tryin' to playa-hate on tha Accountz Reeceevable…PublishedFebruary 28, 2001
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryH-Dog Jr.Yo, check it out, Gs: Last week, that freaky ho Judy from tha wack-ass Accountz Payabo krew steps to mah fly…PublishedDecember 6, 2000
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryWhat Y'all Heard About Tha CPA Convention Be LIESYo, peep this: I know all y'all wanna hear about tha mad bugged-out shit that went down at tha annual Monroe County…PublishedJuly 26, 2000
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryCash-Room Bitch Be Havin' My ShortieHeads up, y'all: Tha H-Dog's wildin' days be OVA. Now, I still be keepin' it real as tha Accountz Reeceevable…PublishedMarch 15, 2000
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryTime Foe Tha H-Dog To Give Props Yo, peep this: I wanna take this opportunity to give a shout-out to all tha homies who got tha H-Dog's back in his…PublishedNovember 10, 1999
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryI Gots To Represent At Tha Muthafuckin' Company PicnicYo, I must be gettin' soft or somethin', 'cause last weekend, I be chillin' at tha Midstate Office Supply company…PublishedJuly 28, 1999
OpinionCommentaryOpinionCommentaryTha Autobiography Of Herbert KWhat tha dilly yo, mah homies? Tha H-Dog be keepin' it real at Midstate Office Supply, still kickin' it hardcore as…PublishedMay 12, 1999