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Man Remembers It Summer Solstice After Noticing Group Of Pagans Fucking In Ring Of Fire On Way To Work

Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts

Chinese Man Just Glad Fuckin’ 4716 Over

2/05/19 11:41AM

Christmas Really Over, Man Realizes As iPhone Game Switches Out Holiday Icon

1/14/19 12:17PM

Kotex Introduces New Confetti Popper Tampons For Ringing In The New Year

12/28/18 6:28AM

Mom’s Christmas Stocking Noticeably Less Full

12/25/18 8:00AM

Pros And Cons Of Making New Year’s Resolutions

12/21/18 12:16PM

Exhausted Robert Mueller Turns Off Phone To Give Himself Breather From Russia Probe News Over Holiday Break

12/21/18 11:48AM

Man Watches Helplessly As White Elephant Exchange Completely Devolves Into Friends Just Chatting And Having Nice Time

12/21/18 11:17AM

Tips For Surviving Your Office Holiday Party

12/20/18 2:49PM

Report: There Nothing Else In Bottom Of Gift Bag

12/20/18 1:08PM

Ho, Ho, Ho! Send Me $100 Billion By Christmas Or I Will Detonate A Dirty Bomb In 5 Major Cities!

12/20/18 10:45AM

Ecstatic Pope Francis Finally Lands Role As Mary In St. Peter’s Christmas Pageant

12/19/18 10:43AM

Radio Station Playing Controversial ‘Little Drummer Boy’ On Repeat In Defiance Of Those Who Claim It Contains Sexually Predatory Themes

12/18/18 12:06PM

The Origins Of Popular Christmas Songs

12/13/18 12:29PM

Thousands Of Drunk Revelers Dressed As Jesus Descend On Vatican For Annual ChristCon Pub Crawl

12/12/18 12:34PM

White House Holiday Decorations Through History

12/11/18 1:42PM

Local Clan Attempts To Intimidate Rivals With Aggressive Display Of Fertility

12/11/18 9:44AM

Fourth Verse Of Christmas Carol Gets Super Religious

12/07/18 9:21AM

Raytheon Employee Going To Be Pissed If Bonus Just Missile Again

12/05/18 10:35AM

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