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Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts

Chinese Man Just Glad Fuckin’ 4716 Over

2/05/19 11:41AM

Christmas Really Over, Man Realizes As iPhone Game Switches Out Holiday Icon

1/14/19 12:17PM

Kotex Introduces New Confetti Popper Tampons For Ringing In The New Year

12/28/18 6:28AM

Mom’s Christmas Stocking Noticeably Less Full

12/25/18 8:00AM

Pros And Cons Of Making New Year’s Resolutions

12/21/18 12:16PM

Exhausted Robert Mueller Turns Off Phone To Give Himself Breather From Russia Probe News Over Holiday Break

12/21/18 11:48AM

Man Watches Helplessly As White Elephant Exchange Completely Devolves Into Friends Just Chatting And Having Nice Time

12/21/18 11:17AM

Tips For Surviving Your Office Holiday Party

12/20/18 2:49PM

Report: There Nothing Else In Bottom Of Gift Bag

12/20/18 1:08PM

Ho, Ho, Ho! Send Me $100 Billion By Christmas Or I Will Detonate A Dirty Bomb In 5 Major Cities!

12/20/18 10:45AM

Ecstatic Pope Francis Finally Lands Role As Mary In St. Peter’s Christmas Pageant

12/19/18 10:43AM

Radio Station Playing Controversial ‘Little Drummer Boy’ On Repeat In Defiance Of Those Who Claim It Contains Sexually Predatory Themes

12/18/18 12:06PM

The Origins Of Popular Christmas Songs

12/13/18 12:29PM

Thousands Of Drunk Revelers Dressed As Jesus Descend On Vatican For Annual ChristCon Pub Crawl

12/12/18 12:34PM

White House Holiday Decorations Through History

12/11/18 1:42PM

Local Clan Attempts To Intimidate Rivals With Aggressive Display Of Fertility

12/11/18 9:44AM

Fourth Verse Of Christmas Carol Gets Super Religious

12/07/18 9:21AM

Raytheon Employee Going To Be Pissed If Bonus Just Missile Again

12/05/18 10:35AM

Divorced Parents A Little Hurt Child’s Christmas List Doesn’t Include Heartbreaking Wish For Them To Get Back Together

12/03/18 3:04PM

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