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MERCER, PA—Retreating to his room after yet another screaming argument, Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor…

TUSCALOOSA, AL—Admitting they were sorting through their heartbreak weeks after the tragedy, members of Sarpino…

LOS ANGELES—Explaining their intense, overwhelming desire for more film, TV, or merchandise involving the beloved…

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Appearing seemingly out of nowhere as he clutched the neatly wrapped box to his chest, area man Greg…

NEW ORLEANS—Worried that he would be forced to feign a smile and halfheartedly thank everyone, Saints quarterback…

KANSAS CITY, MO—Prancing into the office like he didn’t just drink eight beers and something called the “Santa’s…

SEATTLE—With the celebration rapidly burning through the diminishing supply of cash that has kept the local business…

WASHINGTON—Getting back into their routines with a renewed outlook on life after the long holiday weekend, the…

WASHINGTON—Affirming the importance of traditions like Columbus Day to other Americans, the nation’s 573 federally…

MISSOULA, MT—Observing that she seems to “go a bit overboard” with her enthusiasm for the season, sources confirmed…

TULSA, OK—Saying he had almost completely forgotten the longest day of the year was approaching, local resident Phil…