Holidays

SILVER SPRING, MD—Leaving behind a devastating trail of destruction, a 5,000-foot ball of discarded packaging…

While many people will be gathering with family and friends this holiday season to eat, drink, and be merry, others…

EAGAN, MN—Intimidated yet intrigued as he contemplated the two-pound, 3,500-calorie peppermint treat, local man Mark…

The Christmas season is a special time of year that is meant to be filled with joy and goodwill. Here are The Onion’s…

KANSAS CITY, MO—Holding his breath and cowering in a corner as the screaming 58-year-old tore through his house,…

From fashioning straw yule goats in Scandinavia to the Feast of the Seven Fishes in southern Italy, Christmas is…

NEW YORK—Describing the choice of the holiday as a trite and uninspired decision, researchers at Columbia University…

BRATTLEBORO, VT—In a desperate effort to get into the spirit of the season, local woman Miranda Krall was reportedly…

Holiday programming is in full swing as networks fill the airwaves with shows to get viewers in the festive spirit,…

Plus, what to get for your one cousin this year who’s obsessed with militias.

Hear what mothers around the country are threatening to do if they do not receive a full and complete list this…

GRANVILLE, OH—Calling “Sooey, sooey!” and rattling his burlap bag, local Christmas tree farmer Drew Allen scattered…

Families around the nation are putting up trees, stringing up lights, and hanging mistletoe to make their homes…

WILMINGTON, DE—Dispensing with any air of formality, local mother Linda Southerton flatly informed her 30-year-old…

PORTLAND, ME—Marveling at the veritable bonanza of choices offered by his current situation, local woman Alessa…

WASHINGTON—Grinning cheerfully as he did his best to spread the spirit of the season, Attorney General William Barr…

EVANSTON, IL—As she watched yet another person walk past her home without taking in the festive decor, local woman…