The Onion News Network investigates the dangerous tradition of Fall Break parties where college students chug maple…

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When the war in Afghanistan leaves a woman without a husband, caring reporter O'Brady Shaw steps in to replace him.

Shelby Cross warns viewers to protect themselves by becoming a completely different person every few years.

The First Responders discuss how to keep the amateur porn you make from affecting your job search.

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Shelby Cross continues her crusade against bogs and marshes, which are good for nothing other than hiding bodies.

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Democrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly.

President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing.

Psychic Kenneth Quinn connects Today Now! studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have…

In the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West's feud with Syria and a company's decision not to bother…

After an earthquake renders hundreds of dogs homeless, reporter O'Brady Shaw pledges to put down every last animal…

Pennington, IL mayor Sue Hallinan resigns in shame after passing bad coupons at the local Kroger. (Aired 10/4/11)