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Rust Belt Town Protests Construction Of New Truck Stop That Would Obstruct Views Of State Penitentiary

Trump Complains About Overly Complicated Controls Needed To Operate Modern-Day Doors

3/12/19 12:20PM

Trump Claims Substantial Portions Of The U.S.-Mexico Laser Forcefield Have Already Been Built

12/11/18 5:07PM

L.A. Adds Lanes For Cyclists To Recover From Getting Hit By Cars

12/07/18 11:15AM

Wealthy Americans Assure Populace That Heavily Armed Floating City Being Built Above Nation Has Nothing To Do With Anything

11/02/18 12:35PM

Eiffel Tower Finally Completed

Green Energy Scientists Unveil 800,000-Ton Potato Capable Of Powering Entire City

Construction Crew Arguing Over Who Gets To Use The Fun Tools

Deceased Souls Backed Up At River Styx Ferry Crossing During Underworld Transit Strike

Yosemite National Park Completes Construction On New 6-Lane Scenic Driving Trail

3/23/18 12:51PM

NYC Park Officials Finally Get Around To Replacing Dead Light Bulbs In Statue Of Liberty’s Eyes

Fetid, Shit-Covered Elon Musk Announces Plan To Revolutionize Nation's Sewage System

Cleveland Finishes Construction On New Elevated Sewer System

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