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Oct 6News in Brief10/6/20News in Brief10/6/20Man Leaves Comments Section He’s Having Argument In To Quickly Skim Article For Supporting FactsLUBBOCK, TX—In an effort to find evidence he lacked to validate his claim, local man Will Kunz left the comments…
Jun 9News In Photos6/9/20News In Photos6/9/20‘Moms Are The Real Heroes,’ Reads New Comment On 2015 ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer
May 29Infographic5/29/20Infographic5/29/20Effects Of Online Public ShamingPublic shaming of individuals over minor or major social transgressions has grown into a massive component of…
May 8News in Brief5/8/20News in Brief5/8/20Each Successive Comment On ‘Jack And Diane’ Music Video More Heartbreaking Than LastNEW YORK—In a remarkable pattern that stretched across hundreds of misspelled and poorly formatted posts, sources…
May 45/4/2010 Reasons Falling For Shameless Click Bait Makes You A Bad MotherBeing easily swayed by 1980s nostalgia is a sign of weakness. It is a sign that you lack basic maternal instincts…
Apr 10News in Brief4/10/20News in Brief4/10/20Facebook Switchboard Operators Overwhelmed During High-Traffic AfternoonMENLO PARK, CA—Straining to keep up with the frantic buzz of incoming calls, Facebook’s 25-person switchboard room…
Mar 25News3/25/20News3/25/20TheOnion.com Has Been Designated As A Pandemic Shelter In The Event That Covid-19 Could Spread Through The InternetAs the coronavirus pandemic besets our cities from coast to coast, ravages our hospitals, and brings our nation’s…
Jan 22 2020News in Brief1/22/20News in Brief1/22/20PornHub Announces Contest To Allow One User Under 18 To View ContentMONTREAL—Shocking the internet with their offer to allow one fortunate adolescent the once-in-a-lifetime chance to…
Jan 21 2020News in Brief1/21/20News in Brief1/21/20Report: Clicking This Link Will Add You To Several FBI WatchlistsWASHINGTON—Explaining that your name is now permanently on multiple databases run by the federal law enforcement…
Jan 10 2020News in Brief1/10/20News in Brief1/10/20U.S. Plagued By Widespread Website Crashes After Mouse Gets Into InternetSAN JOSE, CA—Constantly evading frustrated domain hosts’ attempts to trap and remove the pest, many of the nation’s…
Nov 12 2019News in Brief11/12/19News in Brief11/12/19Disney Plus Suffers Miserable Debut After Tennis Channel Launches Streaming Service On Same DayBURBANK, CA—In what industry analysts are calling an unprecedented shake-up in the streaming wars, several reports…
Nov 7 2019News in Brief11/7/19News in Brief11/7/19Man Watches Video About Habits Of Effective Artists So He Too Can Be Effective ArtistSEATTLE—Hoping to pick up a few tips on “maximizing his creative toolkit,” local poet Ian Kelly, 31, was reportedly…
Nov 4 2019News in Brief11/4/19News in Brief11/4/19Man Spends Hours Surfing Internet Rather Than Dealing With Real Pressing Issues In ‘Harvest Moon: Light Of Hope’WATERBURY, CT—Bemoaning his inability to prioritize actual responsibilities over online distractions, local man…
Oct 25 2019News in Brief10/25/19News in Brief10/25/19Internet Cat Has Girth That One Might Say Is Unusual Among His SpeciesGRAND RAPIDS, MI—Taken aback by the plump feline’s quite extraordinary nature, sources confirmed Friday that a cat…
Oct 14 2019News in Brief10/14/19News in Brief10/14/19Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting RacistCARSON CITY, NV—Remarking at the social media user’s ability to immediately cut to the chase, sources confirmed…
Oct 9 2019News In Photos10/9/19News In Photos10/9/19Trump Retweets Photo Of Supportive ‘Good Job, Donald’ Message He Carved Into Own Forehead
Aug 29 2019News in Brief8/29/19News in Brief8/29/19YouTuber’s Enthusiasm Clearly Flagging By 45th Minute Of ‘Ride The Lightning’ Guitar Solo LessonKENT, OH—As the musician on the screen lost his place and restarted for the third time, sources confirmed Thursday…
Jul 30 2019News In Photos7/30/19News In Photos7/30/19BREAKING: Mute Button On Ad Opens Second, Louder Ad