The Inventory

‘No, Take Jeb Instead,’ Screams George W. Bush While Shoving Brother Into Father’s Grave

12/06/18 12:47PM

Jeb Bush’s Children Vehemently Deny Having Ever Loved Father

Jeb Bush Debuts One-Man Presidential Campaign Tragedy Play In Black Box Theater

‘Low-Energy Jeb,’ Whispers Jeb Bush Sitting Alone In Dark Watching Televised Trump Speech

Spooked Rubio Staffers Drive Slowly Past Abandoned Jeb Bush Campaign Headquarters

Jeb Bush Bungles Several Questions On First Day Back At Home

Jeb Bush Assures Pipe-Wielding Thugs He’ll Have The Delegates He Promised Them By Next Week

Demoralized Jeb Bush Succumbs To New Hampshire Heroin Epidemic

‘No One Will Push You Into Running For President,’ Jeb Bush Softly Whispers Before Tucking In Sleeping Grandson

2/04/16 11:30AM

Advisors Hopeful Jeb Bush Finally Has Momentum To End Campaign

Iowan Comforts Sobbing Jeb Bush At Town Hall

Jeb Bush Campaign Kicks Off 3-State Farewell Tour With Iowa Town Hall Meeting

1/25/16 10:20AM

Terrified Jeb Bush Beginning To Fade From Visible Spectrum

12/15/15 7:50PM

Poll Finds 23% Of Americans Would Vote For Jeb Bush If Candidate Standing Right Next To Them In Voting Booth

11/20/15 11:15AM

Jeb Bush Inching Podium Closer To Center Of Stage During Commercial Breaks

10/28/15 7:40PM

Extension Cord On Stage Steals Spotlight From Jeb Bush During Campaign Rally

9/18/15 11:42AM

Jeb Bush Surprised How Easily Stance On Confederate Flag Set Him Apart From Other Republican Candidates

Candidate Profile: Jeb Bush

6/15/15 11:13AM

Jeb Bush Warns RNC Attendees Of Bad Cialis Going Around Parking Lot

'Ravaged' Named Florida's Official State Adjective

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