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Anchower's Gotta Spend Some Time Away

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up. The starter…

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I Got A Beat Down From A Crazy Cat Dude

Hola, amigos. How's your pecker? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty…

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I Had Bedbugs, But They're All Cleared Up Now

Hola, amigos. Whuddup? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been knee-deep in the hoopla. First…

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For A Few Months, I Had It All

Hola, amigos. What's up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been stressin' like a Hessian over…

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I Still Ain't Sure About This Socialism Medicine

Hola, amigos. How's tricks? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been chasing my tail like a…

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I Got Some Sweet New Digs

Hola, amigos. How's it going? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been cheek-deep in a ditch…

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I Got To Find A New Place To Live

Hola, amigos. How's by you? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been weighed down by a shit-ton…

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I Meant To Vote, But You Know How It Goes

Hola, amigos. How's it going with you? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya. I been trying get through…

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I'm Fryin' My Nuts Off!

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been getting plenty hairy around…

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I Got A Rat Problem, And I Don't Mean The Band

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been puttin' out fires left and right. First…

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I Was Too Gone To Go To Work

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been trying to keep myself dry in the…

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I'm Totally Dating A Black Chick

Hola, amigos. What up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things got crazy, if you know what I…

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I'm Gonna Get Me A Wii If It Kills Me

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I got a lot on my plate these days. Serious, it…

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I Kinda Had A Breakdown

Hola amigos. How's shit shaking out? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but misery's been flying at…

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I Guess I Got A Girlfriend

Hola amigos. What's shakin'? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but the waters are not always smooth…

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My Hover-Car Is Shot

Hola, amigos. What's your deal? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but there's been all sorts of…

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I'm Sick Of These Money Problems

Hola, amigos. What's goin' on? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but it's like life keeps raining…

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I Gotta Get Out More Often

Hola, amigos. What do you hear? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been dragging my ass…

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Getting A New Place Sucks!

Hola, amigos. What's the deal? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been having a heaping…

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Junk Yardin'

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had a fistful of problems lately. I had to…