Oct 6News in Brief10/6/20News in Brief10/6/20John Bolton Seething With Jealousy After Trump Gets To Become Living Biological WeaponWASHINGTON—Expressing frustration that the president was able to attain what he himself never had, former National…
Jan 27News In Photos1/27/20News In Photos1/27/20Bolton Pledges To Donate All Proceeds From Book Towards Killing Iranians
Sep 16 2019News in Brief9/16/19News in Brief9/16/19John Bolton Asked To Leave Condo Board Meeting After Repeatedly Advocating Bombing IsaacsonsBETHESDA, MD—Following the former Trump administration national security advisor receiving several warnings to tone…
Sep 10 2019News In Photos9/10/19News In Photos9/10/19John Bolton Consoles Self That At Least He Didn’t Help To Make World Safer Place
Sep 10 2019Slideshow9/10/19Slideshow9/10/19America Ends Negotiations With Bloodthirsty Warlord: A Look Back At John Bolton's Time In The Trump Administration
Jun 24 2019News in Brief6/24/19News in Brief6/24/19John Bolton Urges War Against The Sun After Uncovering Evidence It Has Nuclear CapabilitiesWASHINGTON—Amid escalating tensions with the hostile celestial object, National Security Adviser John Bolton argued…
Jun 21 2019News in Brief6/21/19News in Brief6/21/19Bolton Calls For Forceful Iranian Response To Continuing U.S. AggressionWASHINGTON—Demanding that the Middle Eastern nation retaliate immediately in self-defense against the existential…
Jun 20 2019News in Brief6/20/19News in Brief6/20/19Bolton Argues War With Iran Only Way To Avenge Americans Killed In Upcoming War With IranWASHINGTON—Addressing the future casualties in a somber and often-emotional press conference, John Bolton told…
May 17 2019News in Brief5/17/19News in Brief5/17/19Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot HimWASHINGTON—Bursting through the Congressional chamber doors while moaning and clutching his shoulder, John Bolton…
May 15 2019News In Photos5/15/19News In Photos5/15/19John Bolton: ‘An Attack On Two Saudi Oil Tankers Is An Attack On All Americans’
May 15 2019News in Brief5/15/19News in Brief5/15/19Aides Request John Bolton Please Stop Setting Fire To Middle East Tactical MapWASHINGTON—Saying his outbursts have hindered their ability to hold constructive military strategy sessions, top…
Jan 17 2019News in Brief1/17/19News in Brief1/17/19John Bolton Insists Iran Likely Harboring Dangerous Terrorist Osama Bin LadenWASHINGTON—In an impassioned call for preemptive action against the Middle Eastern nation, United States national…
Apr 12 2018News In Photos4/12/18News In Photos4/12/18Bolton: ‘We Will Not Be Drawn Into A Lengthy Ground War In Syria—Although, Saying It Out Loud, That Sounds Incredible’
Apr 10 2018News in Brief4/10/18News in Brief4/10/18John Bolton Arrives In Office Excited To See So Many Familiar WarsWASHINGTON—As he began his tenure serving as President Trump’s national security advisor, John Bolton reportedly…