Jan 19 2017
Jan 19 2017
GROZNY, RUSSIA—Coming eye to eye with the mysterious guerrilla mastermind he had been hunting for the past several…
Jan 13 2017
PYONGYANG—Bursting into the North Korean dictator’s central control room to find his wife suspended from a rope 40…
Jan 4 2017
BANGKOK—Spitting out a broken tooth as his opponent lay motionless on the bare cement floor, a battered Secretary of…
Dec 5 2016
PANGSAU, MYANMAR—Thinking quickly to thwart disaster as he ventured deep into the Myanmar rainforest to meet with…
Nov 15 2016
NERCHINSK, RUSSIA—Quickly unlocking one cell door after another as he shuffled down the dimly lit hallway in his…
Oct 11 2016
BOGDARNYA, RUSSIA—Working frantically to gain access to the system’s override settings at the computer terminal…
Sep 9 2016
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA—Telling the U.S. secretary of state this was his final chance to hand over the briefcase he…
Jun 20 2016
LOW EARTH ORBIT—Having stowed away aboard a Soyuz resupply rocket and silently slipped into the International Space…
Oct 5 2015
NOVOSINKOVO, RUSSIA—Staring directly into the drooping eyes of the woozy, flushed henchman sitting across from him…
Aug 6 2015
ISLA GRANDE DEL MAÍZ, NICARAGUA—Creeping stealthily into the bungalow where John Kerry lay sleeping after a trade…
Apr 17 2015
KINGDOM OF GOLDEN SANDS—Throwing herself in front of her beloved U.S. secretary of state as the royal executioner…
Aug 27 2014
THE ISLE OF EMBERS—With the natives’ drumbeats suddenly falling silent as a mysterious midday darkness rolled across…
Jun 25 2014
ERBIL, IRAQ—After meeting with senior Iraqi leaders to discuss the country’s increasing sectarian violence, U.S.…
Mar 17 2014
MOSCOW—Having waited until the Russian leader was lying facedown on the massage table before quietly slipping into…
Mar 4 2014
KIEV, UKRAINE—Following his overnight arrival in Ukraine amid the escalating regional tensions over the the Crimean…
Jan 14 2014
After years of painstaking research, the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth found that John Kerry was entirely honest…
Sep 10 2013
WASHINGTON—Responding to initial reports that Syria may relinquish its stockpile of chemical weapons following…
Apr 5 2013
SOUTHERN MONGOLIA—After failing to arrive at his destination in the Middle East this week for diplomatic talks with…
Jan 24 2013
In this age of global tumult and unrest, it is of the very utmost importance that our government officials are…