Mar 21 2019News in Brief3/21/19News in Brief3/21/19Trump Ramps Up Attacks On John McCain By Dragging Senator’s Exhumed Corpse Behind Motorcade
Aug 28 2018News in Brief8/28/18News in Brief8/28/18White House Flag Now Moving Minute To Minute To Indicate Trump’s Mood
Aug 27 2018News in Brief8/27/18News in Brief8/27/18White House Releases Moving Statement Honoring Woman Who Called Obama An Arab In 2008
Aug 24 2018News In Photos8/24/18News In Photos8/24/18John McCain Requests Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq
May 8 2018News In Photos5/8/18News In Photos5/8/18Excited Mike Pence Assures John McCain He Has His ‘Last Rites’ Kit Ready To Go Just In Case
May 7 2018News In Photos5/7/18News In Photos5/7/18Lindsey Graham Vows To Uphold John McCain’s Legacy By Blindly Supporting GOP Agenda After Grumbling For A Few Minutes
May 16 2017News in Brief5/16/17News in Brief5/16/17Firebrand John McCain Demands Immediate Investigation Into Why He Remaining Complicit
Oct 18 2016News in Brief10/18/16News in Brief10/18/16Nation Suddenly Realizes It Never Had To Worry About John McCain Dying Over Past 8 Years If He’d Become President
Dec 17 2008News in Brief12/17/08News in Brief12/17/08Area Woman Becomes Republican Vice Presidential Candidate
Dec 11 2008News in Brief12/11/08News in Brief12/11/08McCain Stares At Screen, Attempts To Write Family Christmas Letter
Nov 3 2008News in Brief11/3/08News in Brief11/3/08McCain Refusing To Tell Voters What's In Box Unless Elected
Oct 29 2008American Voices10/29/08American Voices10/29/08Unlicensed Plumber and Tax-Evader Endorses McCain
Oct 29 2008Commentary10/29/08Commentary10/29/08A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your Fucking Neck
Oct 28 2008News in Brief10/28/08News in Brief10/28/08Report: Election May Come Down To Single Candidate
Oct 26 2008VideoWar For The White House10/26/08 VideoWar For The White House10/26/08Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’
Oct 23 2008News in Brief10/23/08News in Brief10/23/08Candidates Annoyed To Have To Take Stance On Zinc Mining
Oct 22 2008News in Brief10/22/08News in Brief10/22/08McCain Blasts Obama As Out Of Touch In Burma-Shave-Style Billboard Campaign
Oct 19 2008VideoWar For The White House10/19/08 VideoWar For The White House10/19/08John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
