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Trump Ramps Up Attacks On John McCain By Dragging Senator’s Exhumed Corpse Behind Motorcade

White House Flag Now Moving Minute To Minute To Indicate Trump’s Mood

8/28/18 11:42AM

White House Releases Moving Statement Honoring Woman Who Called Obama An Arab In 2008

8/27/18 12:21PM

John McCain Requests Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq

Excited Mike Pence Assures John McCain He Has His ‘Last Rites’ Kit Ready To Go Just In Case

5/08/18 11:32AM

Lindsey Graham Vows To Uphold John McCain’s Legacy By Blindly Supporting GOP Agenda After Grumbling For A Few Minutes

Firebrand John McCain Demands Immediate Investigation Into Why He Remaining Complicit

5/16/17 12:44PM

Nation Suddenly Realizes It Never Had To Worry About John McCain Dying Over Past 8 Years If He’d Become President

10/18/16 11:16AM

Obama Announces Plans To Run For McCain's Senate Seat In 2010

Area Woman Becomes Republican Vice Presidential Candidate

12/17/08 9:00AM

McCain Stares At Screen, Attempts To Write Family Christmas Letter

12/11/08 1:00PM

McCain Gets Hammered At Local VFW

11/05/08 12:25PM

McCain Refusing To Tell Voters What's In Box Unless Elected

11/03/08 4:46PM

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American Voices

Unlicensed Plumber and Tax-Evader Endorses McCain

10/29/08 2:19PM

A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your Fucking Neck

10/29/08 6:45AM

Report: Election May Come Down To Single Candidate

10/28/08 1:00PM

Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’

10/26/08 6:00AM

Candidates Annoyed To Have To Take Stance On Zinc Mining

10/23/08 9:00AM

McCain Blasts Obama As Out Of Touch In Burma-Shave-Style Billboard Campaign

10/22/08 11:52AM

John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

10/19/08 8:00AM

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