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Biden Pulls Off Dusty Tarp Covering Old Campaign Motorcycle

The Onion Celebrates The 76th Year Of Diamond Joe's Wild-Ass Magic Carpet Ride

11/20/18 11:48AM

Biden Kicked Out Of Laundromat After Shag Rug Floods Washing Machine

5/21/18 10:47AM

Biden Hands Out Loose GT Cola Can To Unexpected Trick-Or-Treater

10/31/17 6:05PM

DNC Chair Tracks Down Biden In Everglades Tossing Whole Chickens To Gators

5/19/17 11:30AM

Biden Making Plans To Go Completely Legit After Vice Presidency

1/20/17 12:32PM

Biden Frantically Cleaning Up Trashed Vice President Residence At Last Second

1/20/17 10:02AM

Tearful Biden Carefully Takes Down Blacklight Poster Of Topless Barbarian Chick From Office Wall

Biden Searching White House One Last Time For Missing Pet Snake

1/18/17 12:54PM

Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

Biden Sadly Realizes This Could Be Last Time He Throws Lit Firecracker Into Press Conference

1/16/17 10:18AM

Biden Donates Collection Of Classic Skin Mags To Those In Need During Holidays

12/12/16 12:31PM

Biden Forges President’s Signature On Executive Order To Make December Dokken History Month

11/17/16 12:55PM

Secret Service Shuts Down Biden’s Unofficial White House Tour Operation

10/18/16 11:08AM

The Onion’s Full Coverage Of Joe Biden’s 2016 DNC Speech

7/27/16 10:45PM

Biden Regales DNC With Story Of ’80s Girl Band Vixen Breaking Hard Rock’s Glass Ceiling

Biden Chokes Up While Describing Hardworking Americans Who Can Only Afford Shitty Ditch Weed

Biden Busted In DNC Parking Lot Selling Bootleg ‘I’m With Her’ T-Shirts

Biden Lines Up Sweet Summer Gig Installing Above-Ground Swimming Pools

6/17/16 11:10AM

Biden Quietly Asks Obama To Pick Him Up Some Of Those Real Throwing Stars From Japan

5/20/16 10:05AM

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