Kosher Plant Cited For Child Labor
Investigators uncovered 57 child labor violations at a kosher meatpacking facility in Iowa. What do you think?
Only Jewish Kid In Class Asked To Talk About Holocaust Remembrance Day
KIRKLAND, WA—In honor of Holocaust Remembrance Day, 11-year-old Bobby Schwartz, the only Jewish student in Mrs. Yost's…
Holocaust Historian Can't Help Imagining What Random People Would Look Like Behind Barbed-Wire Fence
EVANSTON, IL—Northwestern University history professor Robert Grange admitted Monday that, because of his intense…
Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon
After decades of periodic conflict with Lebanon that cost thousands of lives, Israel successfully eradicated all traces…
War-Torn Middle East Seeks Solace In Religion
JERUSALEM—As an uneasy truce between Israel and Hezbollah continues, millions of average men and women in the Holy Land…
Jews, Muslims, Hindus Agree On Chicken
GENEVA—After years of sectarian violence, a coalition of Jews, Muslims, and Hindus signed an international resolution…
I Can't Stand It When Jews Talk During Movies
Do you have a pet peeve—some little thing that drives you completely bonkers? For certain people, it's the sound of a…
Affable Anti-Semite Thinks The Jews Are Doing Super Job With The Media
PLANO, TX—Henry McCullers, an affable Plano-area anti-Semite, praised the Jewish people Monday for doing "a bang-up…
Holocaust Museum Cashier Has Yet Another Depressing Day
WASHINGTON, DC—Alyssa Kaplan, 20, a cashier at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, had yet another in a…
Albert's Choice
The Democratic National Convention is underway, and much of the focus is on Al Gore's running mate, Joseph Lieberman,…
Area Man Doesn't Look Jewish
ATLANTA—According to surprised neighbors, area resident Adam Brown doesn't look Jewish. "It's weird," said Kathleen…
Reformist Ku Klux Klan Splinter Group Claims Blacks, Jews May Be Partially Human
BIRMINGHAM, AL—For nearly 150 years, the Ku Klux Klan has been steadfast in its commitment to the ideals of its…
Bar Mitzvah Marks Local Boy's Passage Into Materialism
BLOOMFIELD HILLS, MI—Thirteen-year-old Joshua Nussbaum of Bloomfield Hills became a full-fledged consumer Saturday upon…