GRAPEVINE, TX—Describing application of the household product as essential in order to always look one’s youngest,…

SAVANNAH, GA—Expressing concerns about the jaded, indifferent person he had apparently become, local 13-year-old Jay…

IOWA CITY, IA—Deriding the work’s narrative structure as formulaic and ultimately predictable, local 4-year-old…

They want to make cool toys for big kids, like video games and airsoft guns. But is the company best known for…

SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing misgivings over perpetuating a system of oppression, local toddler Aaron Merchant…

LOWELL, MA—Noting the poltergeist had been a little bit too friendly towards their children since they moved in last…

BROOKLYN—Expressing disbelief about his peer’s paucity of cinematic knowledge, area toddler Aiden McInnes was…

DENVER—Following weeks of being continually sheltered in place with the 4-year-old, exhausted parents Josh and…

DULUTH, MN—Noting the palpable effort being exerted by the online resource, sources confirmed Thursday that…

SOUDERTON, PA—Expressing frustration that he has not actually earned his position, Little League sources told…

GLENDALE, PA—Expressing embarrassment and disappointment over being the son of such a loser, local 4-year-old Connor…

WAUKEE, IA—Ever since he fell down a portal to the underworld while playing in a field behind his grandparents’…

LAS VEGAS—Saying the pop superstar’s opener felt strikingly familiar, music fans accused Taylor Swift of ripping off…

LAWRENCE, KS—In a report revealing new insights into early developmental psychology, researchers from the University…

TORRANCE, CA—Touting the vehicle as the best in its class for preventing the gruesome demise of offspring, a…