ATHENS, GA—Beaming as the youngsters rushed down the stairs and threw open the oven doors, parents Jack and…

LAS VEGAS—Standing up and shouting at the referee as his opponent landed an illegal knee from half guard, Mitch and…

HAMRIN MOUNTAINS, IRAQ—Exasperated by the stress of being constantly uprooted, ISIS brat Abu Hamza al-Ahmed…

HOUMA, LA—Expressing disbelief about what he was seeing, local conservative conspiracy theorist Ted Biddle was…

GRAPEVINE, TX—Describing application of the household product as essential in order to always look one’s youngest,…

SAVANNAH, GA—Expressing concerns about the jaded, indifferent person he had apparently become, local 13-year-old Jay…

IOWA CITY, IA—Deriding the work’s narrative structure as formulaic and ultimately predictable, local 4-year-old…

They want to make cool toys for big kids, like video games and airsoft guns. But is the company best known for…

SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing misgivings over perpetuating a system of oppression, local toddler Aaron Merchant…

LOWELL, MA—Noting the poltergeist had been a little bit too friendly towards their children since they moved in last…

BROOKLYN—Expressing disbelief about his peer’s paucity of cinematic knowledge, area toddler Aiden McInnes was…

DENVER—Following weeks of being continually sheltered in place with the 4-year-old, exhausted parents Josh and…

DULUTH, MN—Noting the palpable effort being exerted by the online resource, sources confirmed Thursday that…

SOUDERTON, PA—Expressing frustration that he has not actually earned his position, Little League sources told…

GLENDALE, PA—Expressing embarrassment and disappointment over being the son of such a loser, local 4-year-old Connor…