Apr 27News In Photos4/27/20News In Photos4/27/20North Korean Media Report Kim Jong-Un In Best Health Of Life After Receiving Hundreds Of Heart Transplants
Feb 28 2019News in Brief2/28/19News in Brief2/28/19Kim Jong-Un Panics After Returning To North Korea To Find Country’s Populace Has EscapedPYONGYANG—Appearing alarmed upon his return from the nuclear summit in Hanoi, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un…
Jun 7 2018News in Brief6/7/18News in Brief6/7/18Giuliani Says Kim Jong-Un Begged Like A Has-Been-Politician-Turned-Hack-Attorney Trying To Get A Job At The White HouseNEW YORK—Describing the pathetic manner in which the North Korean dictator debased himself while pleading for a…
Apr 27 2018News in Brief4/27/18News in Brief4/27/18Kim Jong-Un Thrown Into Labor Camp For Attempting To Cross Border Into South KoreaPYONGYANG—Following a swift capture, arrest, and trial before an official tribunal, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim…
Sep 7 2017News in Brief9/7/17News in Brief9/7/17Physically Fit, Emotionally Stable Kim Jong-Un Addresses UN After Finally Getting Nuclear Ambitions Out Of SystemNEW YORK—Appearing to have undergone a complete transformation in both appearance and temperament, a physically fit…
Mar 23 2017News in Brief3/23/17News in Brief3/23/17Military Aides Try To Cheer Up Kim Jong-Un After Failed Missile Launch By Putting On Surprise ExecutionPYONGYANG—Following the country’s failed test launch of a new long-range missile, North Korean military aides…
Sep 12 2016News in Brief9/12/16News in Brief9/12/16Wistful Kim Jong-Un Stumbles Onto Childhood Drawings He Made Of Nuclear Attacks On WestPYONGYANG—Experiencing a deep sense of nostalgia while sifting through the stack of old papers, North Korean supreme…
Oct 10 2014News in Brief10/10/14News in Brief10/10/14Kim Jong-Un’s Absence Leaves North Korean Government Officials No One To Agree WithPYONGYANG—Explaining that the highest levels of government were currently in a state of disarray, international…
Oct 9 2014Infographic10/9/14Infographic10/9/14Where Is Kim Jong-Un?North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un has not been seen in public since September 3. Here is the latest…
Sep 29 2014News in Brief9/29/14News in Brief9/29/14Diabetic, Gout-Ridden Kim Jong-Un By Far Healthiest Person In North KoreaPYONGYANG—Following reports that the head-of-state is receiving treatment for a variety of medical conditions, an…
Aug 22 2014News in Brief8/22/14News in Brief8/22/14Bored Kim Jong-Un Stacks Entire North Korean Populace Into Human Pyramid To Kill TimePYONGYANG—In an effort to relieve his boredom and fill an otherwise uneventful afternoon, North Korean leader Kim…
Apr 9 2013News in Brief4/9/13News in Brief4/9/13Kim Jong-Un Wonders If Nuclear Threats Distracting Him From Real Goal Of Starving CitizenryPYONGYANG—Amidst escalating tensions between North Korea and the global community, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un…
Apr 4 2013News in Brief4/4/13News in Brief4/4/13Kim Jong-Un's Wife On Nuclear Threats: 'This Isn't The Man I Was Forced To Marry'PYONGYANG—Ri Sol-ju, wife of North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un, opened up to reporters Thursday about her husband’s…
Mar 26 2013News in Brief3/26/13News in Brief3/26/13Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster'PYONGYANG—As the U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday on the constitutionality of banning same-sex marriage,…
Mar 19 2013News3/19/13News3/19/13'What You're Doing Is Weird And Wrong,' Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-Un's Head ReportsPYONGYANG—While performing his duties as Supreme Leader of North Korea Tuesday, Kim Jong-un reportedly heard a small…
Mar 12 2013News in Brief3/12/13News in Brief3/12/13Kim Jong-Un, Justin Timberlake Meet To Pick New Pope, According To Shameless Attempt To Increase Web TrafficVATICAN CITY—North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, pop star Justin Timberlake, the entire cast of Oz The Great And…
Mar 5 2013Sports News In Brief3/5/13Sports News In Brief3/5/13Appearance Of Dennis Rodman Most Normal Thing To Happen In North KoreaPYONGYANG—The recent appearance of former Chicago Bulls forward Dennis Rodman in North Korea was reportedly the most…
Jan 30 2013News1/30/13News1/30/13North Korea Celebrates As Kim Jong-Un Becomes First Man To Walk On MoonPYONGYANG—Jubilation sounded far and wide in the North Korean capital today as upwards of 100,000 cheering citizens…