Apr 27News In Photos4/27/20News In Photos4/27/20North Korean Media Report Kim Jong-Un In Best Health Of Life After Receiving Hundreds Of Heart Transplants
Feb 28 2019News in Brief2/28/19News in Brief2/28/19Kim Jong-Un Panics After Returning To North Korea To Find Country’s Populace Has Escaped
Jun 7 2018News in Brief6/7/18News in Brief6/7/18Giuliani Says Kim Jong-Un Begged Like A Has-Been-Politician-Turned-Hack-Attorney Trying To Get A Job At The White House
Apr 27 2018News in Brief4/27/18News in Brief4/27/18Kim Jong-Un Thrown Into Labor Camp For Attempting To Cross Border Into South Korea
Sep 7 2017News in Brief9/7/17News in Brief9/7/17Physically Fit, Emotionally Stable Kim Jong-Un Addresses UN After Finally Getting Nuclear Ambitions Out Of System
Mar 23 2017News in Brief3/23/17News in Brief3/23/17Military Aides Try To Cheer Up Kim Jong-Un After Failed Missile Launch By Putting On Surprise Execution
Sep 12 2016News in Brief9/12/16News in Brief9/12/16Wistful Kim Jong-Un Stumbles Onto Childhood Drawings He Made Of Nuclear Attacks On West
Oct 13 2014News10/13/14News10/13/14North Korean Populace Already Mentally Preparing For Whatever Insane Bullshit They’ll Have To Do For Kim Jong-Un Funeral
Oct 10 2014News in Brief10/10/14News in Brief10/10/14Kim Jong-Un’s Absence Leaves North Korean Government Officials No One To Agree With
Sep 29 2014News in Brief9/29/14News in Brief9/29/14Diabetic, Gout-Ridden Kim Jong-Un By Far Healthiest Person In North Korea
Aug 22 2014News in Brief8/22/14News in Brief8/22/14Bored Kim Jong-Un Stacks Entire North Korean Populace Into Human Pyramid To Kill Time
Apr 9 2013News in Brief4/9/13News in Brief4/9/13Kim Jong-Un Wonders If Nuclear Threats Distracting Him From Real Goal Of Starving Citizenry
Apr 4 2013News in Brief4/4/13News in Brief4/4/13Kim Jong-Un's Wife On Nuclear Threats: 'This Isn't The Man I Was Forced To Marry'
Mar 26 2013News in Brief3/26/13News in Brief3/26/13Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster'
Mar 19 2013News3/19/13News3/19/13'What You're Doing Is Weird And Wrong,' Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-Un's Head Reports
Mar 12 2013News in Brief3/12/13News in Brief3/12/13Kim Jong-Un, Justin Timberlake Meet To Pick New Pope, According To Shameless Attempt To Increase Web Traffic
Mar 5 2013Sports News In Brief3/5/13Sports News In Brief3/5/13Appearance Of Dennis Rodman Most Normal Thing To Happen In North Korea
Jan 30 2013News1/30/13News1/30/13North Korea Celebrates As Kim Jong-Un Becomes First Man To Walk On Moon
