Feb 12News in Brief2/12/21News in Brief2/12/21Lindsey Graham Hisses Directions At Attorneys Messing Up Speech They Spent Hours RehearsingWASHINGTON—Appearing to lose patience as the defense presented its arguments in President Trump’s impeachment trial…
Oct 25 2019News in Brief10/25/19News in Brief10/25/19Sympathetic Representatives Let Lindsey Graham Into Impeachment Hearing After It Becomes Clear He Came To Disrupt It AloneWASHINGTON—In an expression of pity for the man who had been slowly pacing the hallway for over an hour, House…
Sep 27 2019News In Photos9/27/19News In Photos9/27/19Lindsey Graham Demands To Know How Trump Supposed To Lead Nation Under Such Rampant Accountability
Jul 31 2019News in Brief7/31/19News in Brief7/31/19Lindsey Graham Sheepishly Approaches Fox News Interns To See If Anybody Up For Grabbing DrinkWASHINGTON—Conspicuously remaining in the studio following his appearance on Tucker Carlson Tonight, Senator Lindsey…
Sep 28 2018News in Brief9/28/18News in Brief9/28/18Lindsey Graham Dining Alone At Applebee’s Kind Of Wishes Protesters Would Come Heckle HimALEXANDRIA, VA—Admitting that it would be a nice change of pace to have some attention every now and then, Senator…
May 7 2018News In Photos5/7/18News In Photos5/7/18Lindsey Graham Vows To Uphold John McCain’s Legacy By Blindly Supporting GOP Agenda After Grumbling For A Few Minutes
Jan 25 2017News1/25/17News1/25/17Lindsey Graham Cowers Behind Tree Trunk As Trump’s Hunting Dogs Close InGREENVILLE, SC—After 36 hours on the run through the woodlands of South Carolina, a bloodied and exhausted Senator…