BALTIMORE—Marveling at her ability to shed so many preconceptions and societal norms, sources confirmed Tuesday that…
SIOUX FALLS, SD—Playacting raised voices and heated accusations as she made her toys stomp around her bedroom floor,…
BRYN MAWR, PA—In a blasphemous act of disloyalty against the rightful movement, local man Joseph Fischer stated Tuesday…
YUMA, AZ—Saying that it would be a nice break from the health-conscious diet, a local E. coli bacterium announced…
FISHKILL, NY—In a hastily assembled tribunal during which his traveling companions unanimously handed down the…
INDIANAPOLIS—Naively scrutinizing every detail of their big night in a misguided attempt to make it perfect, local…
NEKOOSA, WI—Confessing that he just couldn’t get enough of the trombone-playing musician, local polka fan Tim Hahn told…
DENVER—Watching with a mixture of bewilderment and pity as a small group of solitary travelers quietly boarded his…
COLUMBUS, OH—Observing clear signs of both pre-established friendships and more advanced ceramic-ware knowledge, area…
RAIFORD, FL—Saying that the disciplinary measure would make the prisoner think twice the next time, Union Correctional…
SAN DIEGO—Aghast at what apparently passes for parental supervision these days, theatergoing sources reported Wednesday…
TUSTIN, CA—According to sources nodding along to a coworker’s story about vacation home rentals, the conversation…
DENVER, CO—Naively insisting that we seek partners with the confidence to be comfortable in their own skin, Denver…
HOPKINTON, NH—After viewing several topographical maps, an old wagon wheel, and a few rusting farm implements, visitors…
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