Oct 16
FALCON, CO—Rueing his earlier hubris but knowing that the only course he had left was to press forward to the next…
Oct 14
RIDGEWOOD, NJ—Speculating on the implications of President Donald Trump leaving the White House in January, local…
Oct 8
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—Shaking his head while reviewing the organization’s annual budget, local terrorist group…
Sep 28
LOWELL TOWNSHIP—Announcing their longstanding policy of keeping to themselves mostly, local townspeople declared…
Sep 25
ALEXANDRIA, VA—Feeling overtaxed from all the ways the Covid-19 pandemic had impacted her life, local 34-year-old…
Sep 15
SAN FRANCISCO—Admitting that it was tough sometimes to find a man who shared her crude, unfiltered sense of humor,…
Sep 14
AKRON, OH—Stressing that continuing to watch the animated television series would be worth it in the long run, local…
Sep 7
SEDONA, AZ—Determined to time his exit in order to take full advantage of the group’s shared mentality, religious…
Sep 7
LOS ANGELES—Noting that the frozen confectionery establishment was open six days a week and least busy in the early…
Sep 4
JACKSON, TN—Insisting through coughs that he refused to let the physician politicize his death, local conservative…
Sep 3
FAIR LAWN, NJ—Expressing frustration that her decades of dismissive arrogance meant nothing to some people, Yankees…
Sep 2
BRATTLEBORO, VT—Expressing shock at the indecent architectural structure, local Vermont man Beau Colton told…
Sep 2
HINSDALE, IL—Despite years of bragging about her matchmaking skills, Kelly Peerman, the friend who introduced local…
Aug 28
MUNCIE, IN—Methodically taking the proper steps to divert an artery, cardiac surgeon Dr. Stewart Smith took extra…
Aug 27
CULVER CITY, CA—Preferring to just watch playoff basketball in peace, Lakers fan Derek Wainwright expressed…
Aug 27
OXNARD, CA—Offering a return on investment that local woman Alyson Murdoch had reportedly never anticipated, years…
Aug 26
EL PASO, TX—Maintaining that “you kind of had to be there” to really get the gist of his grisly series of murders,…
Aug 25
YELLOW SPRINGS, OH—Expressing concern that the actions of the feline had exposed deficiencies in his parenting…
Aug 24
BOISE, ID—In an embarrassing demonstration by a freshman who absolutely cannot hang, sources confirmed Monday that…
Aug 21
SAN DIEGO—Preparing the erotic evening as “a special treat,” local woman Amber Rowe reportedly surprised her husband…