ERIE, PA—Waiting on tenterhooks on the eve of the election, local woman Elise Stalter expressed her hope Monday that…
YAKIMA, WA—Recalling the better days when there was real art to arguing over who had the greatest skills, local…
FALCON, CO—Rueing his earlier hubris but knowing that the only course he had left was to press forward to the next…
RIDGEWOOD, NJ—Speculating on the implications of President Donald Trump leaving the White House in January, local…
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—Shaking his head while reviewing the organization’s annual budget, local terrorist group…
LOWELL TOWNSHIP—Announcing their longstanding policy of keeping to themselves mostly, local townspeople declared…
ALEXANDRIA, VA—Feeling overtaxed from all the ways the Covid-19 pandemic had impacted her life, local 34-year-old…
SAN FRANCISCO—Admitting that it was tough sometimes to find a man who shared her crude, unfiltered sense of humor,…
AKRON, OH—Stressing that continuing to watch the animated television series would be worth it in the long run, local…
SEDONA, AZ—Determined to time his exit in order to take full advantage of the group’s shared mentality, religious…
LOS ANGELES—Noting that the frozen confectionery establishment was open six days a week and least busy in the early…
JACKSON, TN—Insisting through coughs that he refused to let the physician politicize his death, local conservative…
BRATTLEBORO, VT—Expressing shock at the indecent architectural structure, local Vermont man Beau Colton told…
HINSDALE, IL—Despite years of bragging about her matchmaking skills, Kelly Peerman, the friend who introduced local…
MUNCIE, IN—Methodically taking the proper steps to divert an artery, cardiac surgeon Dr. Stewart Smith took extra…
CULVER CITY, CA—Preferring to just watch playoff basketball in peace, Lakers fan Derek Wainwright expressed…
OXNARD, CA—Offering a return on investment that local woman Alyson Murdoch had reportedly never anticipated, years…
EL PASO, TX—Maintaining that “you kind of had to be there” to really get the gist of his grisly series of murders,…
YELLOW SPRINGS, OH—Expressing concern that the actions of the feline had exposed deficiencies in his parenting…