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Proud Business Owner Tapes First Customer To Wall

4/03/19 10:24AM

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Sports News In Brief

Pink Jersey Proves That Woman Is Sports Fan, Yet Also Retains A Certain Femininity

Report: It Unclear If Bar Patron Soccer Fan Or Just Waiting For Someone

5/04/18 10:37AM

Tornado Creeped Out By Man Who Keeps Following It In Truck And Filming It

Real Life Magic School Bus Flies Through Human Body

5/02/18 12:18PM

Gym Patron Just Resting For A Second Until Will To Live Returns

3-Year-Old Pretending Stuffed Animals Having Big Fight About Accidental Pregnancy

‘We Can Have Differences Of Opinion And Still Respect Each Other,’ Says Betrayer Of The One True Cause

E. Coli Ready To Treat Itself To Some Beef After Weeks Of Nothing But Salad

5/01/18 12:57PM

Friend Dishonorably Discharged From Navigation Duties After Missing Exit

5/01/18 12:31PM

Couple Stressing About Wedding Plans As If It Won’t Just Take A String Of Edison Bulbs To Knock Guests’ Fucking Socks Off

Shelter Dog Eating Own Shit Not Exactly Doing Itself Any Favors

Polka Fan On A Real Harold Loeffelmacher Kick Lately

4/30/18 11:25AM

Pilot Shudders To Imagine Why Passengers Taking Red-Eye To Atlantic City

4/30/18 10:21AM

Report: Rest Of Pottery Class Knows Each Other From Previous Pottery Class

Stressed Lab Rat Breaking Out In Human Ears

Warden Figures Week In Solitary Ought To Teach Inmate Not To Be Schizophrenic

Report: Christ, Someone Actually Brought Their Kid To This

Conversation At Other End Of Table Sounds Way More Interesting

‘Nothing Is More Attractive Than Confidence,’ Says Woman Who Has Apparently Never Seen Sonic The Hedgehog Cosplay

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